That sausage was terrible!

It has to be the wurst sausage I ever ate.

Now you all know what you are missing. I am publishing my clever puns elsewhere. Ban the racist OCD asshole and I might reconsider.

If you two hadn't been there for us, I am sure that I'd be anticipating death while looking at my wife here as she sits by my side with considerably more trepidation and worry. I am really in your debt.

And, if I may ask you for one more thing - could you help my wife send me over to the other side after my death? I'd be able to get on that flight with my mind at rest if you could do that for me. I ask this from my heart.

So, to everyone who stuck with me through this long document, thank you. With my heart full of gratitude for everything good in the world, I'll put down my pen.

Now excuse me, I have to go.

Satoshi Kon

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RUDE!

>>4
No, that wasn't rude.

The funny thing is, this parody of a pun thread is the best thread on the page at present, completely deflating the intent of the parody.

Ohhh, so the random pun thread maker has been the tsknigger all along? Well then I recind my previous approval of you and rudely request you go the fuck back to tablereddit, le NIGGER

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