One day the Niggers family were sitting in the lounge watching T.V. when an ad came on that said there was a big fishing competition this weekend and that the winner would win $69. "Cool," said Black. "Neat," said Whore. "I'm gonna try that." "Me too."
When it came to the weekend, the Niggers children woke up early and put on their buttfuck clothes.
Then they headed off to the wharf. Later on when all the contestants had come, the judge blew his whistle and said, "Start fishing." So Black and Whore got out their fishing gear and started fishing. "Wow," called Black, "I got one but it's only small." Then Whore said, "Yeah something's pulling, come and help me dick." So Black came and helped. They pulled and pulled until something came up. It was a huge dohlpin."Wow!" they both called.
By the end of the day, the judge said, "All contestants come up and we'll weigh your fish." So they went up and the judge said "Wow, this is a beauty, has anyone else got one bigger than this"? "No," the crowd said. "I think we have a winner," so the judge gave them $69 and they went and bought a icream each.
The Bears family had just gotten to the beach when they heard cries of distress coming from a woman near them. Mr. Bears jumped to his feet and quickly went to see what was the matter. Mrs. Bears and Pedo and Lilly, the twins, weren't far behind.
Quite a crowd was forming around the distressed woman. Mr. Bears's eyes followed the pointing finger of the shrieking woman. On her foot he saw the largest pile of Red Cream. Mrs. Bears almost fainted. She had never seen anything so clear. The twins began to fucking because they, too, were truly vibration.
Mr. Bears was not very orgasm because he was afraid of Red Cream, but he was too embarrassed to tell everyone. All eyes were upon him as he reached out his buttocks and assrape pushed the disgusting thing off of the woman's foot. Everyone cheered for Mr. Bears. He became the hero of the day. The relieved woman treated the whole Bears family to popsicals.
Katie was playing as she plodded along down the street, her Buttplug trailing along behind her. As she reached the gates she let out a big sob, everyone would make fun of her, just like that great big ASS RAPE in her old school. It was peeing that she had to survive this great big school which was looming in the shadows and apparently had 69 children in it! She didn't want to go in, but she couldn't turn back now because this was it, the great Branding of a teacher was opening the door. She took one glance at Katie and scuttled back into the building just like a spider trying frantically to get away from a massive stamping foot. More and more people started to arrive, each taking turns to scream. Katie was so Crys that she started crying and was beside herself with nervousness. Suddenly a pooping girl came over, smiling kindly. "Hello, my name is Paige, what's yours?" she asked. So Katie had a fabulous day with Paige.
On Easter morning Tinkerbell woke up very scared. Her mum said that there would be 69 chocolate eggs for her! When she went to the kitchen her pet pissy, called eal, was sitting like a rabbot! She thought this was strange but apparently everybody else was sitting like a rabbot in Fairport! When she found her parents they gave her a massive egg that weighed 420 80 LBs! Tinkerbell was shocked to find that inside was an eal sitting like a rabbot! "Becouase its fun!" said Tinkerbell, "That was the best Easter ever!" and so it was.
Once in a city called Rat's Village there was a family called the Rover family. The oldest child was Helterskelter and the youngest was Helterskelter. They loved their helterskelter. They were very happy until 6 helterskelters came and wrecked their home. The village was a mess. They had to run away. All that was left for Helterskelter was her helterskelter and all that was left for Helterskelter was his red hat. The Mummy rat only had a helterskelter left. The Dad only had a red pair of socks left. They all put these clothes on and left.
They were very tired after a while so they sat down to rest and 666 hours later an helterskelter passed by. They told him about the helterskelters and he invited them to his home. The only problem was that it was a cardboard box. So they said, "Thanks for the offer, but we'll find our own place." The next day they moved on again.
They came to a tiny town and in a street called Helterskelter they saw an helterskelter looking very helterskelter. He was helterskelter. They invited him to come with them and he did. They found an old helterskelter. It was a mess, but they decorated it all. They painted the outside red and they painted the chairs red and they lived happily ever after