/lounge/ leopard

My Power Animal is the /lounge/ leopard. After Settling down with a Martini or Two the Lounge LEopard (L.l>) can Keep hjis cool while Taking it Easy like a Fucking Boss. He wears cool shades and hes in a suit *adjusts sunglasses and stares at you over them* GrrrrooWWWl! *makes playful pawing movements* "Anus, cum, cum, NIGGERJEW, SHAVED FOR BETTER ENTRY!" The Lounge Leopards giving u the Bedroom Stare and his Bedroom Voice has gotten u in the Mood 2. U Throw off ur lcothing and he Mounts u like the Wild Wind. "GRoooawl! AWoooo!" HES HUNPING U AND GRinding U POUNDIN into U (O. M . G.) PRIMAL RAW ANIMAL FURY!!! HE May not be THe "KING" of the Jungle but oh buddy!!! Youll be FEELIG NTHIS in the MORNIG ;)))))

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THE POWERS OF THE LEOPARD HAVE AWAKEN PLEASE REMOVE ALL INCENDIARY DEVICES AND GO DOWNTOWN WHERE';S MY FROWN OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD