The British Rules.

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one, An Irishman will start a fight with the closest object, a Scotsman will steal it, and the Welshman will fuck it.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Key_disclosure_law#United_Kingdom
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6108496.stm

And something which I personally find exhilarating:
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/george-orwell-big-brother-is-watching-your-house-7086271.html