Give Northern Ireland Independence

I must admit I am with all those who say give the Northern Irish full and complete independence, That will bugger up their free welfare, jobs in the UK, no access to our land, oil, resources, trade, the NHS, and our MoD, See how long they last before they start killing each other! and Civil war with the ROI.

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Better yet, design a virus that sterilizes all males whose penises have not come in contact with latex in the past year.