Niglet farming

By merely adopting niglets you can make up to a incredible $8000 dollars a year in additional income.

>>6
Only the food is $200 a month, a child also needs clothing, educational material, entertainment (if you are a good nerd parent, you will successfully make them addicted to math and programming, thereby obviating the need for more expensive activities), bus passes, and probably some other things I didn't think of.  Think about it.

>>7
Sharing is caring; if they don't voluntarily share it with you, you've failed as a parent.