Professional prank calling

Theres a purple hart military thing hidden in a Microsoft building not owned by a legal owner.

Theres hidden child porn in a Microsoft source code, written in code.

Microsoft is hiding pirated code in there source code.

>>6
Still, I seek self-identity.  I will continue to namefag it up.  I can attain distinction from unimitatable style.  I do this because I choose to, and the system allows me to make such a choice, inasmuch such a choice is choose-able.  Also, the great people I employ at the tablecat.co.cc are backing me up.

>>5
That implies 4chan anonymizes, regardless.  Either you go anon yourself, or you assume the position of namefaggotry, which prompts imitators, which effectively anonymizes you anyway.  META-ANONYMIZATION!