Poop Stuff

Smearing poop, is a day by day skill for some people. It really takes skill. First you have to determine the ability to stealth smear the crap. You have to be able to think quick, and act quickly on it. You must always know where a janitor will miss. You really have to instantaneously evaluate the entire proccess of pulling it off, to knowing how there going to clean and where they will miss. You must be aware of sound, can someone hear the movements? can someone see motions? Is someone going to enter right after you get out? You have to know when to leave the stall. Sometimes when your going in, you want to accomplish maybe a art peace, but don't want to get dirty. The real professionals already know down to the creation of the tools out o mere toilet-paper soap and water. To be able to create these works or marvels out of shit That will take time and dedication to clean up. Depending on the temperature, humidity, air flow and other environmental factors, it may start to smell up to a 20 feet distance in 30 minutes or less.  many of the people who practice this art picked it up from others and are completely average americunts.

Cleaning up fecal matter is generally a job more suited for young women as it helps prepare them for and to develop the critical parental skills needed to succeed in assuring the healthy development of there offspring. It provides them with life skills for success in everything having to do with parenting.

poop storys.

Once a long time ago I had to poop, there was nothing to wipe on. So being quick to think I decided to poop on someones car seat. The door was unlocked. Then I used a seat belt to wipe my ass with. I carefully and quietly after smearing it in right before it was time for the car owner to go to work.

I have always found that cars are useful as portopodys. Of course I looked for valuables first. I found on my adventures that mailboxes make great urinals. One time I checked the mail around someone birthday and there was money in the envelope. Great find.

Sometimes with the stinky brown-stuff ill call poo. I really encourage the spread of poo. Poo is just wonderful. Its made its way into attempted viral marketing. as well as into the movies. Even TV shows. Poo is a janitors worst nightmare. Nothing beats walking into a bathroom stall being traumatized by the smell, then if you bump even a single wall you get poo on you. Then having to take the time to clean those hard to clean areas like the ceiling, behind the toilet, as well as the inside parts of the toilet paper dispenser.

Poo if stuck into vents during the winter will stink a place up for months and they almost never find it. Its possible to poo into certen kinds of glass containers like jars that are sealable. Then break them later on threw peoples windows at night.  Poo smeared onto peoples dogs tend to make the dogs sick. poo can be placed into a potato luancher as long as its in a container then luanched several meters into the sky and falls on people. poo can be strong onto baloons then dropped by the wind onto people.

If you ever broke a entry before, you can poo onto a teenage girls pillow while the parents are at work and while she is at school.

Sneaking onto college campuses and smearing poop on things lol. This is fun. Yale and the excellent book with the poop smear.

Smearing poop, w4c in a nutshell.