Smearing poop, is a day by day skill for some people. It really takes skill. First you have to determine the ability to stealth smear the crap. You have to be able to think quick, and act quickly on it. You must always know where a janitor will miss. You really have to instantaneously evaluate the entire proccess of pulling it off, to knowing how there going to clean and where they will miss. You must be aware of sound, can someone hear the movements? can someone see motions? Is someone going to enter right after you get out? You have to know when to leave the stall. Sometimes when your going in, you want to accomplish maybe a art peace, but don't want to get dirty. The real professionals already know down to the creation of the tools out o mere toilet-paper soap and water. To be able to create these works or marvels out of shit That will take time and dedication to clean up. Depending on the temperature, humidity, air flow and other environmental factors, it may start to smell up to a 20 feet distance in 30 minutes or less. many of the people who practice this art picked it up from others and are completely average americunts.
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Anonymous2012-07-22 17:38
Some people are so fast at this, that they can accomplish this in 60 sec flat and it can take and entire our to clean up the stall if done right ceiling and all. Its amazing they dont get a singal turd on them.
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Anonymous2012-07-22 17:43
Shit tagging.
Its like a lost art. It involves touching someones back and smudging it on without them knowing. It requires greater skill then pickpocketing with cameras around.
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Anonymous2012-07-22 17:49
>>3
Ive done research on this phenomenon known as shit tagging. Its believed to have originated in the Americas during Christoffer columbis in the original colony by some settlers. They used to think a deity or something would invisibley smear it on them.
shitting on peoples door steps, nothing beats shitting on peoples doorsteps. just don't get cough. The open there door at 6AM and they see a big dump on there steps. If they dont clean it up right away, the neighbors and anyone else that passes there house will see it.
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Anonymous2012-07-23 19:24
I hear poop in peoples cars is the worst when already late for work.
residential/commercial vents
Veichals
Gas tank
In upper water holding compartments of compatible toilets
Peoples dressers
fileing cabinets
Refrigerator
Peoples shoes "usualy people just cum in those"
Attics
easy access situations to inside computer case.
Hidden behind food in cabinets.
Behind washer/dryer.
behind picture frames
The bottom of microwaves.
Bottom of Old TVs.
under rugs, inside door hinges, inside electrical outlets, etc.
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Anonymous2012-07-24 10:12
How to do a effective smear test.
You bring someone in with a mental health history, or someone who doesn't look clean. Maybe someone who doesn't act normal. Then when the friend leaves the room you smear poop hidden behind something. Its best if the mental person is alone in the room for awhile. The other guy calls the cops after he leaves. You say you think it was the mental guy, your friend says it had to be him because he and only he would do something like this, and he was the only one on the room.
Now if done correctly the Police and judges will put the individual away with zero evidence.
getting them to say something that sounds made up but the true context to a cop so the cop thinks hes playing games or lieing. Now after a few incidents, get them to talk about poop jokes to this freind just before you smear the poop.
If the poop is let out for approximately a year it ferments and is supposedly safe enuf to use as fertilizer. I have always had a fascination with poop as fertilizer, When I was a young boy, I was told theres to much bacteria. It may be possible to Huff it as it ferments like children do in india with sewers to get high.
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Anonymous2012-07-25 8:43
I have observed that its infact possible to get some adolescences to sniff your poop, with dares and peer acceptance. He puked in approximately 30 sec's after-words. If you puke its supposed to make you more high.
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Anonymous2012-07-26 15:07
Flinging poop at the 5-0 lololollolollolololollolololololololololololololololololoololollololololo Stick in in pocket, lure to search pocket lololollololololololololllol
Kinda like peeing on a toilet seat, others start do do the same thing.
Guy leave shit on toilet seat, others start leaving shit on toilet seat.
Its and American phenomenon.
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Anonymous2012-07-30 16:58
Poop it only takes Two minutes to smear onto a ceiling takes hour to clean. Anyone who works at mcdonalds and doesn't put any effort into finding a better job then a McDonalds janitor must clearly want to clean poop. To further go into detail, this makes you a job creater. So your costing a evil corporation money and your keeping someone off the street and from being homeless. If it truly discourages a fat person from eating at McDonalds you may have saved a life or multiple lives. You may even have saved there children from wanting to be dead from cholesterol do to the bathrooms. Remember smearing poop can save lives.
Dont forget to flood the toilets, you can buy 5 hamburgers throw 4 in the toilet and clog it with paper and flush in addition, The poop should be in chunks so it falls on the janiter.
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Anonymous2012-07-30 17:05
It may be possible to open the soap dispensers with various hacks and stick poop in them.