Name: Anonymous 2012-07-22 16:40
A Jewish professor was teaching a college class and he told the Atheists that he was going to prove that there is a God. He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you keep me on this platform. I'll give you 1 minute!" 5 seconds went by. He kept taunting Atheists, saying, "Here I am, Atheists. I'm still waiting."
He got down to the last 10 seconds and a Pastafarian just released from Bible camp, and newly registered in the class opened his lunchbox and threw a bacon sandwich, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform. The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Pastafarian replied, "Atheists was real busy watching over the trolls protecting your /sci/ so he sent me.". That Pastafarians name was SAGE.
He got down to the last 10 seconds and a Pastafarian just released from Bible camp, and newly registered in the class opened his lunchbox and threw a bacon sandwich, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform. The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Pastafarian replied, "Atheists was real busy watching over the trolls protecting your /sci/ so he sent me.". That Pastafarians name was SAGE.