What are spys?

Spies are usually dumb people, who you can have intercourse with, they will give you money and stuff. they will tell you almost anything. There everywhere and have nothing to hide. There treasonous people there usually amercunts. Sometimes these dumb people will even do tasks for you for free.

Niggars usely are pirates too

I hear spies wear cardboard masks, but you can check if they're spies by torching them with a flamethrower. If they catch fire, you can have sex with them.

NO ONE IN THIS THREAD IS A SPY
IF THEY ARE
AND I HOPE NOT JESUS CHRIST I HOPE NOT
THEY ARE SHIT SPIES

Ahem,
Gentlemen.