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FUTURRRRD

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-06-24 16:04


Screw in the pay and throw it out the back!

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-08-24 12:05


CRAZY PEOPLE ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 13:18

delicous cauoo+ tears milk drink

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 13:59

cauoo+ tastes damn good

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 18:37

I drink it every day!

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-25 0:49

is it just my imagination or does this place have more posters now?

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-08-25 11:15


Your brain is playing tricks on you!

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-25 16:46

Let's hold hans i wanna you be my gilfrend ok

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-25 16:49

¡!¡!¡!

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-08-25 20:46


YOU MUST BELIEVE ME IF YOU WANT TO LIIIIIIIVEEEEUH

Name: 8O 2012-08-25 20:50

>>246 [b]YOU HAVE MAJOR BUTTHURTING ANEURISM COMING YOU FUCKING PEEBAG!!!![/b]

Name: FixdIt:DDDDDD 2012-08-25 20:51

YOU HAVE MAJOR BUTTHURTING ANEURISM COMING YOU FUCKING PEEBAG!!!!

Name: 8O 2012-08-25 20:54

>>248 OH YEAH VERY NICE NOW WILL YOU PLEASE STOP FIXING MY POSTS WHILE I'M ON A GODDAMN RAMPAGE AGAINST 4CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-25 22:23

>>249
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-08-25 22:28

>>249

We all know you're >>248 ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-25 23:20

What the HELL is wrong with you SFBE?

Name: 4CT !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-08-26 9:21

>>249 Rampage!
More like a hissy-fit.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-08-26 11:29


SFBE is suffering from numerous disorders. ^-^

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-26 12:02

fuck postmodernism

fuck this thread

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-26 12:48

>>255
HURRRRRRRRDURRHEURHUEHUHRE

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-26 13:27

Users on several militant Islamic websites affiliated with al-Qaida have posted the name and photo of a former Navy SEAL identified as the author of an upcoming book on the commando raid that killed Osama bin Laden. The posts called for his "destruction" in revenge for the al-Qaida founder’s killing.

"We pray to Allah for his destruction sooner rather than later," said one of the posts.

"Oh Allah, make an example of him for the whole world and give him dark days ahead," read another.

Among the website publishing the death threats was the "Al-Fidaa" web forum, which al-Qaida uses to distribute its media and public communications, said Evan Kohlmann, an NBC News consultant and a terrorism analyst at Flashpoint Partners, a global security firm.

The source of the photo, which appears to show a special operations soldier in leveling an automatic rifle during a training exercise, was not immediately clear.

"Here is the first picture of the dog who murdered the martyr Shaykh Usama Bin Laden," wrote one of the posters, using an alternate spelling of bin Laden's name. "May Allah have mercy on him."

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-26 17:47

I am hungreh for some MAN PENIS asian stir fry

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-26 23:53

AVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAV

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-08-27 11:32


I've been attacked by the AVA ;-; help!

Name: moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 2012-08-27 11:33

I'll save you! ARG!

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-27 11:51



    When Jesus Christ was 21 years old, he came to Japan and pursued knowledge of divinity for 12 years. He went back to Judea at age 33 and engaged in his mission. However, at that time, people in Judea would not accept Christ's preaching. Instead, they arrested him and tried to crucify him on a cross. His younger brother, Isukiri casually took Christ's place and ended his life on the cross. Christ, who escaped the crucifixion, went through the ups and downs of travel, and again came to Japan. He settled right here in what is now called Herai Village, and died at the age of 106. On this holy ground, there is dedicated a burial mound on the right to deify Christ, and a grave on the left to deify Isukiri. The above description was given in a testament by Jesus Christ.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-08-27 13:27


Lies all lies ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-28 0:19

>>262
I remember that wikipedia page

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-08-28 11:36


LIES

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-28 11:46

Moan my name…” Joon said, sliding the tip of his finger inside her. HyunA bit her lips.

“Lee Joon…” she moaned, thrusting her hips. Joon grinned and slid his finger into her tight entrance, loving the feel of her walls clamping down on his finger. He moved in and out slowly, adding another finger as HyunA began to thrust faster.

“Faster… Joon please… Harder!” She screamed as he moved three fingers inside her. HyunA massaged her own breasts as Joon increased his speed, hitting her sweet spot when he dove deeper.

“Ah..ah…Mmmm… mm… Yes… right… there… mmm,” she moaned loudly, body shuddering in pleasure. Her tight walls sucked his fingers in harder.

“Cum for me baby…” Joon whispered in a husky voice. With one final thrust of his fingers, HyunA came, moaning loudly. Her juices flowed down her legs and his fingers in streams. Joon grinned, licking his fingers, savoring the taste of her. In a rush, Joon didn’t give time for HyunA to recover from her first orgasm and drove into her. HyunA bit back a cry as his hard member thrusted into her sharply. He was bigger than anyone she’d ever had.

“Ah… fuck… you feel so fucking good,” Joon panted as he started to move inside her. The pain was replaced by intense pleasure as he slid in and out.
“Mmm.. Joon-ah….uh.. uh. Fuck me. Fuck me harder.” HyunA moaned. Joon hitched her legs around his waist, further opening her tight entrance. He pounded against her, thumping her against the wall off the closet with every thrust. The pain made it more erotic for HyunA, who screamed and moaned, loving the feel of his hard cock rushing in and out of her. She held on his neck tightly, wrapping her legs around him tighter and tighter. His member pulsed and reached its climax.

“Ah fuck HyunA…. You fucking… slut…” he moaned as he came inside her, releasing himself.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-08-28 12:38


Porno ^-^

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-28 16:05

OKIE RODKOEI ROKE RAPE

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-28 16:09

Thank you for providing further proof that it takes a certain breed of individual to support the GOP's elect this term. Just as I like knowing who to stay away from on the highway based on who is texting while driving and who puts ludicrous bumper stickers on their car identifying their idiocy, I greatly appreciate 'journalists' who let loose this kind of diarrhea. Not that the National Review held a standard for journalistic integrity in the first place, but seriously? This drivel belongs in the National Enquirer.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-08-28 16:32


I'm going to have to rape your mind ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-29 0:18

>>266 now do one with Iu

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-29 3:05

You say to yourself, "If only I can get off, then I can go home." The hormones and serotonin continue to affect your mind. Finally your standards start to decline. Guys you would not even give a second look are now starting to look attractive – all in an effort to get off. You find yourself going into the porn room looking for someone. You see a middle aged, overweight guy, with a receding hairline. Nice eyes you think. You sit near him and start stroking yourself. The middle-aged guy does not divert his eyes from the screen. He knows he is being hit on, but is not interested. Seconds later he gets up and leaves. Humiliated that you sank this low, you check your watch. Another hour has passed. It has now been three hours since you originally thought of leaving. Your hope diminishes that you will find anyone to get off with. You start jerking off right then and there in the porn room and then bang! EJACULATION in less than one minute - that is how horny you have been. You have been so horny that the amount of cum is huge. You sit there catching your breath, as cum starts to slide off your legs. Your hormones and the serotonin level in your brain are back to normal, after that instant gratification you so desperately sought. You can think clearly. You soon start to berate yourself for wasting three hours, and wonder why you did not leave sooner. But you realize that it all has to do with hormones

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-29 14:42

Clinton : There is not a living soul in the world who thought Osama bin Laden had anything to do with Black Hawk down or was paying any attention to it, or even knew al-Qaeda was a going concern in October '93.

Wallace : I understand.

Clinton : No, no, wait. Don't tell me that -- you asked why didn't I do more to bin Laden, there was not a living soul, all the people who now criticize me wanted to leave the next day. You brought this up, so you get an answer. But you -- secondly,

Wallace : -- Bin Laden says, but it showed the weakness of the United States.

Clinton : Bin Laden may have said it -- but it would have shown the weakness if we left right away. But he wasn't involved in that, that's just a bunch of bull. That was about Mohamed Aideed, a Muslim warlord, murdering 22 Pakistani Muslim troops. We were all there on a humanitarian mission; we had no mission, none, to establish a certain kind of Somali government or keep anybody out. He was not a religious fanatic --

Wallace : Mr. President --

Clinton : -- there was no al-Qaeda --

Wallace : With respect, if I may, instead of going through '93 and --

Clinton : No, no -- you asked it. You brought it up.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-08-29 23:06


I'm a mind rapist ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-30 1:31

>>274
ur a faget!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-30 10:27

>>275
HEUEHUEHREURRHRRURRR DURRR HURRR HURRR

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-30 11:24

HEUEHUEHREURRHRRURRR DURRR HURRR HURRR

Name: Tokiko 2012-08-30 11:25

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Name: SFBE 2012-08-30 11:26

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Name: : 2012-08-30 11:26

HEUEHUEHREURRHRRURRR DURRR HURRR HURRR

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-30 11:27

>>275
HEUEHUEHREURRHRRURRR DURRR HURRR HURRR

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-08-30 18:27


HEUEHUEHREURRHRRURRR DURRR HURRR HURRR

Name: RedCream 2012-08-31 10:54

HEUEHUEHREURRHRRURRR DURRR HURRR HURRR

Name: Samuel Jackson 2012-08-31 13:22

HEUEHUEHREURRHRRURRR DURRR HURRR HURRR

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-31 13:23

"I now know why you cry, but it is something I can never do." -Mitt Romney, 2012

Name: VIPPER 2012-08-31 19:25

HEUEHUEHREURRHRRURRR DURRR HURRR HURRR

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-01 8:35

browns is a bad name for a team

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-09-01 10:24


IT'S SHITTI

P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B P.B

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-01 11:52

ROMNEY MAYBE?

hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my policy
so vote for me maybe

ROMNEY MAYBE?

hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my policy
so vote for me maybe

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-09-01 15:29


VOTE RAMNEY

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-09-01 15:31


VOTE RAMNEY ROMNEY
DON'T VOTE BAMY OBAMY OBAMAHA OBAMA

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-01 15:31

There's a lot of racism going on. Who's more racist, black people or white people? It's black people! You know why? Because we hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people, and there's two sides, there's black people and theres niggas. The niggas have got to go. You can't have shit when you around niggas, you can't have shit. You can't have no big screen TV! You can have it, but you better move it in at 3 in the morning. Paint it white, hope niggas think it's a bassinet. Can't have shit in your house! Why?! Because niggas will break into your house. Niggas that live next door to you break into your house, come over the next day and go, "I heard you got robbed." Nigga, you know you robbed me. You didn't see shit 'cause you was doing shit! You can't go see a movie, you know why? 'Cause niggas is shooting at the screen, "This movie's so good I gotta bust a cap in here!" You know the worst thing about niggas? Niggas always want credit for some shit they supposed to do. A nigga will brag about some shit a normal man just does. A nigga will say some shit like, "I take care of my kids." You're supposed to, you dumb motherfucker! What kind of ignorant shit is that? "I ain't never been to jail!" What do you want, a cookie?! You're not supposed to go to jail, you low-expectation-having motherfucker!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-01 15:32


VOTE RAMNEY ROMNEY
DON'T VOTE BAMY OBAMY OBAMAHA OBAMA

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-09-01 15:44


VOTE RAMNEY ROMNEY
DON'T VOTE BAMY OBAMY OBAMAHA OBAMA

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-01 22:34

CALM DOWN

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-02 0:36

>>292
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-02 1:01

I shall write in ms. pastica 4prez

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-02 4:41

>>296
nigger

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-02 4:42

I would imagine that many of you honorable Christian men and women would not know of this satanic piece of dog spit called My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic. You might be aware of the "innocent" television shows of the 80's and 90's, which were already teaching satanic rituals to young children, but this is truely an awful show, devoted to destroying our children's innocents.

1. Despite being a show intended for young girls it has an extremely large fan base of grown men, obviously this is the work of satanic witchcraft being used to manipulate the minds of good christian men.
2. One of the main characters of the show, named Rainbow Dash, is a disgusting piece of lesbian slime who has rainbow colored hair and enjoys nothing more than sports, athletics, and lesbian pony sex, which is consistently hinted at through the use of subliminal messages throughout the show
3. It advertises sorcery and witchcraft, with certain ponies using their evil zodiac symbols to perform all sorts of evil conjuration and other works of satan
4. It has an ability to transmit disgusting gory thoughts into minds of watchers, for instance, here's one innocently titled fan-made plot cupcakes
WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART
5. Worst of all it teaches young girls to go out and pursue a career and try to be survive on their own, when they should be at home, serving their husbands. This show shows female ponies owning their own businesses, running farms, and aspiring to be athletes, giving these young viewers the wrong impression on what they should be doing with their lives.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-02 10:46

>>297
ms? MR!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-02 13:50

yes Goviner Pastica, what is your stance on cashews?

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-09-02 14:44


I like cashews ^-^

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-02 17:28

>>302
TRIPLE 4 TIME!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-03 2:37

12 hr to leet time

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-03 2:38

>>304
oh wait -_-

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-03 10:42

>>305
I'd have sex with you

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-03 10:44

i am stupid, i am a stupid potato, i totally can't see my future. I very scare and worry now. i feel like i want to blow myself up with the strongest bomb to make me disappear. i am not compatible with this world. i have no future. why i so stupid?

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-09-03 11:41


I don't know ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-04 10:06

good yes no

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-04 10:10

I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD!!!! I'VE ABANDONED MY BOY!!!!!

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-09-04 11:35

He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-09-04 14:20

>>311

Who's doing what? ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-04 19:21

he said he's gon' rape ya

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-04 23:48

>>306 Why thank you

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-05 10:04

Over 90 clips of Li Zongrui”s sexual exploits leaked online

More clips of disgraced Taiwanese heir Li Zongrui’s sexual exploits have started circulating on the web, bringing the total number of videos to a staggering 93. After surrendering to the police on August 24, Zongrui has admitted to recording and saving a total of 27.5GB of videos and photos chronicling his sexual encounters.
He explained that his files were saved into 48 different folders, with each folder containing one to three videos and three nude photos. In total, he has 176 photos saved and his 93 videos amount to 883 minutes of footage.
Even though Zongrui has maintained that all the women in the videos were consenting adults, other reports have suggested that his modus operandi was to prowl nightclubs for potential prey before spiking their drinks and bringing them to his room. There, he would engage in intercourse with them, while a camera placed on a nearby surface, such as a computer table, would record the entire process.
As the total number of victims has risen to almost 50, it is said that there are those from the triads who are also hunting Zongrui down to ‘teach him a lesson’ on behalf of some of the women. The Taipei authorities have stressed that his safety will not be compromised as he is being held in a safe detention center.
The videos have been widely circulated since his surrender to the police, with numerous gossip sites and adult forums sharing the content. His videos and photos have also reportedly been shared via mobile phones and instant messaging platforms.
The police have been slammed for the leak of the photos, but have responded that those circulating are doctored and that actual content has not been compromised. This has raised the ire of citizens, reportedly calling these excuses. Veteran Taiwanese singer Emi Lee has also spoken out against the leak, expressing, “The public service is too inefficient.”

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-09-05 14:21

I love a ballad in print o’ life, for then we are sure they are true.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-09-05 14:23

>>315
Link or GTFO.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-05 14:33

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-09-05 16:57


Leave my thread alone ;-;

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-09-05 18:44

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-09-05 19:27


You're broken and spam quotes for no reason ;-; How could they break you?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-09-05 21:13

>>318
I meant to the videos.

Name: Yankee Doodle 2012-09-06 2:30

>>322
You're sick.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-06 6:03



My mom: Clean your room!

My dad: Get a job!

Me: I appreciate the tenor of the conversations. I think it will actually yield results before the end of the year, and I look forward to continuing this dialog in the months ahead.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-09-06 20:40


^-^

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-06 21:11

>>325
Penis lover....

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-06 21:21

>>326
LIES!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-07 10:55

I love penis as well.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-09-07 15:39


/lounge/ chat maybe yes no who? ;-;

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-09-07 16:09

>>329
We're chatting here?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-07 16:41

/lounge/ chat failed shit shit. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NON ONO N ONO NO NON ON ON ON ON NO NOT AGAIN NO N ON ON ONO  NO O NN  OBAD FUTURISPTSAKCA

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-07 16:43

yes I want chat

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-09-07 17:19

Ah, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-09-08 10:57


Chat or no chat? ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-08 12:03

i dont lk cht sur

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-08 14:09

Everybody do the Michigan Rag
Everybody likes the Michigan Rag
Every Mame and Jane and Ruth
From Weehauken to Duluth
Slide, ride, glide the Michigan
Stomp, romp, pomp the Michigan
Jump, pump, hump the Michigan Rag
That loved rag!

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-09-08 17:35

Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death.

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