Traping the local tribesmen

The usa is essentially a bunch of local tribes with a pseudo law system.  Dealing with the "police" tribes men can be as simple as digging a large pit planting poisen tipped spikes inside, then camouflaging it. You run near pit jump over it and the tribal authority falls inside.  the authorities are dumb you can trick them by being lighter and running across a sheet of ice past a canal, where they fall right in "many people still credit me with this happening in a particular tribal community".

>>1 there are very real territory holding governments here in the usa and they are constitutional based, some of these governments tag with paint what they own and they even have there own flags, some of the governments are more empirical, Theres many flavors of them, even wars accor between them but not everyone has citizenship there just illegal aliens with no rights. Many of them do in fact collect taxs. I must say there probably the only legitimate governments here and they appear to recognize each others  nearby countries.