doing free site for family friend

And they're being really cheeky and getting me to do loads of crap. Redirect to meatspin on them? I control the server and site. >:(

nimp.org redirect. HEY EVERYBODY IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!!!!

>>2
Oh the memories~.

>>3
lol

Whenever you do something for someone for free, they will view it as worthless.
Learn from this, and don't make the same mistake again.

>>5
Especially true when it comes to designing websites, or pretty much anything to do with computers.

>>6
"L33tUK, get here! My computer has a virus because you installed firefox and ran a virus scan on it six months ago! It's all your fault!"

I tell people now I only do tech support for Linux.

>>5
Haha, this is true.

linux, ha.

>>7
"L33tUK, get here! My website has a cloudflare because you spammed and ran a denial of service on it 48 hours ago! It's all your fault!"

>>10
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/3571/l33tukrealapology.png

>>11
John Lennon - Jealous Guy .mp3

Just a bunch of kids pressing F5 at the same time. Fine if that's what you're into but surely there's more worthy targets out there?

>>13
Try doing this to take a website down, and show us. I would be very amused if it worked.

>>7
True. I'm editing like 50 large file size pics for them, gotta crop and post thumbnails, links to the larger sized photo, titles of all products in the html..... *pours coffee* -_-

>>15
I am very much in my cups tonight, but I'd imagine that if you learned to use the linux command convert
http://linux.about.com/od/commands/l/blcmdl1_convert.htm

and used a little awk to write a loop involving feeding the filenames in and relevent thumbnails, you could automate it all.
http://www.math.utah.edu/docs/info/gawk_6.html

If I were you, I'd spend the an hour or two going over that ad learning something, instead of resizing the images by hand.

I am drunk, and high, but I've come up with a little of the script for you.

ls *.jpg| awk '{print "-size 120x120 "$1"-resize 120x120 +profile i/'*/' "$1"_small.jpg"}';

this takes all the jpgs in that directory, and gives the commands you need to feed into the convert program for each one.

now go learn how to parse commands from files to get it to do it all at once for you...

http://www.math.utah.edu/docs/info/gawk_6.html

you can probably knock something up to generate all the html links too. Go read UNIX for Dummies, it's a great book.

l33tUk you sound like you need some friends or maybe.... dare i say... a female?

ERROR in that program, shoulda been

ls *.jpg| awk '{print "-size 120x120 "$1" -resize 120x120 +profile i/'*/' "$1"_small.jpg"}';
Sorry.

>>18
I have plenty of friends, and a loving female companion. What do you have against shell programming?

On a little further rumination, this popped into my head. Would automate all the resizing for you.

ls *.jpg| awk '{print "convert -size 120x120 "$1" -resize 120x120 +profile i/'*/' "$1"_small.jpg;"}';>converter.sh;chmod 777 converter.sh;./converter.sh

Oh wait, gimme a minute.

ls *.jpg| awk '{print "convert -size 120x120 "$1" -resize 120x120 +profile i/'*/' "$1"_small.jpg;"}'>converter.sh;./converter.sh

That works.

>>16
Thanks but I found a batch program to do it for me.
I wont be so picky this workload I'll just do a quick job for the feckers. :D

>>24
Ah, good stuff :) as long as you don't have to do it all by hand.

I haven't made a batch file for a very long time. You know there is a UNIX command prompt emulator called Cygwin if you're stuck on windows?

Just realised, addendum tot hat last thing, i didn't need to change file permissions while testing because the file already existed. So if using that script from scratch it would be.
ls *.jpg| awk '{print "convert -size 120x120 "$1" -resize 120x120 +profile i/'*/' "$1"_small.jpg;"}'>converter.sh;chmod 777 converter.sh;./converter.sh

And I suppose for the sake of garbage collection,
ls *.jpg| awk '{print "convert -size 120x120 "$1" -resize 120x120 +profile i/'*/' "$1"_small.jpg;"}'>converter.sh;chmod 777 converter.sh;./converter.sh;rm converter.sh

Just gone back to this again, and realised that any picture filenames that have a space in them, will throw an error.
Wonder how to deal with that. I am about to sleep now, probably, but will consider it in the morning.

Ok, so this version strips out any spaces in filenames, and replaces them with underscores. There would be a way to put the files back with the spaces again after, but fuck it, deal with it.

This does mean that all files will be converted though.
echo "rename" `ls *\ *.jpg` `ls *\ *.jpg|grep '\ ' |sed 's/\'\ '/'\_'/g'`>renamer.sh;chmod 777 renamer.sh;./renamer.sh;ls *.jpg| awk '{print "convert -size 120x120 "$1" -resize 120x120 +profile i/'*/' "$1"_small.jpg;"}'>converter.sh;chmod 777 converter.sh;./converter.sh;rm converter.sh;rm renamer.sh

Ok, for the sake of housekeeping, this puts back all filenames with spaces in them to their original state. All the thumbnails will have filenames with underscores in them though.

echo "rename" `ls *\ *.jpg|grep '\ ' |sed 's/\'\ '/'\_'/g'`" ""\""`ls *\ *.jpg`"""\"">renamer2.sh;chmod 777 renamer2.sh;echo "rename" `ls *\ *.jpg` `ls *\ *.jpg|grep '\ ' |sed 's/\'\ '/'\_'/g'`>renamer.sh;chmod 777 renamer.sh;./renamer.sh;ls *.jpg| awk '{print "convert -size 120x120 "$1" -resize 120x120 +profile i/'*/' "$1"_small.jpg;"}'>converter.sh;chmod 777 converter.sh;./converter.sh;rm converter.sh;rm renamer.sh;./renamer2.sh;rm renamer2.sh

I live a full life.

I forgot to add ;'s to the end of each line in the shell scripts generated and used.
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This fixes it.

echo "rename" `ls *\ *.jpg|grep '\ ' |sed 's/\'\ '/'\_'/g'`" ""\""`ls *\ *.jpg`"""\""";">renamer2.sh;chmod 777 renamer2.sh;echo "rename" `ls *\ *.jpg` `ls *\ *.jpg|grep '\ ' |sed 's/\'\ '/'\_'/g'` ";" >renamer.sh;ls *.jpg| awk '{print "convert -size 120x120 "$1" -resize 120x120 +profile i/'*/' "$1"_small.jpg;"}'>converter.sh;chmod 777 converter.sh;./converter.sh;rm converter.sh;rm renamer.sh;./renamer2.sh;rm renamer2.sh

>>31
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Lol, what a fucking faggot.

>>32
RUDE

>>33
Nigger faggot.

>>34
Still fifteen after all these years. Tsk.

>>35
Nigger.

>>36
Nigger.

>>37
Nigger.