A story im working on.

santa clause doesn't understand why London terrorists don't move to the usa where there more then welcome according to god to fight the several headed beast. I think it would be interesting to see how they react to the gov terrorists like the FBI and police. But according to bin-ladens dad he thinks the DOD does a crappy job as they havent found a way to stop people from useing NLP integrating religion and scaring the shit out of a retard while making them believe there his friends and getting the retard to drive bombs into a fed buildings. Bin-ladens dad claimed he was worried about these homeland security risks. Me personally i dont get why? people plant bombs in buses and restrunts, like are these guys retarded or something?