Name: :P 2012-05-24 17:13
The rulz of da internet, as told by stupid ol me, Denver...
Rule 1: The internet makes you a dipshit.
Rule 2: If it's shitty, it came from your butthole.
Rule 3: If you are an idiot, you will be crushed into a fine powder.
Rule 4: Nobody cares if you hate AF in real life.
Rule 5: Anonymous does not give 1 million flying fucks.
Rule 6: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR ANGRY NERD!!!!
Rule 7: If it exists, you can shit on it.
Rule 8: It happened after you died.
Rule 9: Real fat boys will do it for 500 dollars.
Rule 10: It needs more DICK.
Rule 11: You will puke from downloading 4chan pornography.
Rule 12: Lurk never.
Rule 13: It never needed any more RedCream or 4CT.
Rule 14: As long as there is internet there will be dipshits.
Rule 15: If a fakeshit posts, man tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said fakeshit must GTFO.
Rule 16: You must enjoy RC's AIDS.
Rule 17: Pool's closed due to CowShit.
Rule 18: If someone is better than you, they are RC and 4CT.
Rule 19: Lens Flare doesn't make up for shitty Hollywood movies.
Rule 20: You're fucking it up.
Rule 21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, blame DonkeyBalls.
Rule 22: Long stories are just bullshit.
Rule 23: Long stories are never read, only used to wipe your ass with.
Rule 24: Pics or I fucking kill you.
Rule 25: Everyone sees what RC did not.
Rule 26: Nobody knows the answer to "Who is Moot?".
Rule 27: Loli haets douches. No exceptions.
Rule 28: Another stupid meme.
Rule 29: *sigh* Yet another stupid meme.
Rule 30: Everyone is gay for CowShit.
Rule 31: The internet is for more stupid memes.
Rule 32: Everything is a meme. No exceptions.
Rule 33: It's a piece of shit.
Rule 34: If it exists there is shit of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35 The exception to Rule 34 is Hitler's citation of Rule 34.
Rule 36: Bringing up Jews is insta fail.
Rule 37: There are no girls on the internet....only RC's cd'ing fetish .
Rule 38: A cat is smarter than you.
Rule 39: One cat leads to your anus.
Rule 40: Ceiling cat is watching you shit.
Rule 41: Saturday is Shiturday.
Rule 42: It is delicious cake. Don't shit on it.
Rule 43: Someone would fap to RC.
Rule 44: Snape fucked Dumbledore.
Rule 45: All lasers must be charged before shitting yo pants.
Rule 46: Nagas stole your dick.
Rule 47: It will always need moar shit.
Rule 48: Anything can be a meme (no dur).
Rule 49: You need E-degrees in E-lawery and E-psychology to be nothing but shit, still.
Rule 50: THE INTERNET IS FOR ANGRY NERDS!!!!!
Rule 1: The internet makes you a dipshit.
Rule 2: If it's shitty, it came from your butthole.
Rule 3: If you are an idiot, you will be crushed into a fine powder.
Rule 4: Nobody cares if you hate AF in real life.
Rule 5: Anonymous does not give 1 million flying fucks.
Rule 6: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR ANGRY NERD!!!!
Rule 7: If it exists, you can shit on it.
Rule 8: It happened after you died.
Rule 9: Real fat boys will do it for 500 dollars.
Rule 10: It needs more DICK.
Rule 11: You will puke from downloading 4chan pornography.
Rule 12: Lurk never.
Rule 13: It never needed any more RedCream or 4CT.
Rule 14: As long as there is internet there will be dipshits.
Rule 15: If a fakeshit posts, man tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said fakeshit must GTFO.
Rule 16: You must enjoy RC's AIDS.
Rule 17: Pool's closed due to CowShit.
Rule 18: If someone is better than you, they are RC and 4CT.
Rule 19: Lens Flare doesn't make up for shitty Hollywood movies.
Rule 20: You're fucking it up.
Rule 21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, blame DonkeyBalls.
Rule 22: Long stories are just bullshit.
Rule 23: Long stories are never read, only used to wipe your ass with.
Rule 24: Pics or I fucking kill you.
Rule 25: Everyone sees what RC did not.
Rule 26: Nobody knows the answer to "Who is Moot?".
Rule 27: Loli haets douches. No exceptions.
Rule 28: Another stupid meme.
Rule 29: *sigh* Yet another stupid meme.
Rule 30: Everyone is gay for CowShit.
Rule 31: The internet is for more stupid memes.
Rule 32: Everything is a meme. No exceptions.
Rule 33: It's a piece of shit.
Rule 34: If it exists there is shit of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35 The exception to Rule 34 is Hitler's citation of Rule 34.
Rule 36: Bringing up Jews is insta fail.
Rule 37: There are no girls on the internet....only RC's cd'ing fetish .
Rule 38: A cat is smarter than you.
Rule 39: One cat leads to your anus.
Rule 40: Ceiling cat is watching you shit.
Rule 41: Saturday is Shiturday.
Rule 42: It is delicious cake. Don't shit on it.
Rule 43: Someone would fap to RC.
Rule 44: Snape fucked Dumbledore.
Rule 45: All lasers must be charged before shitting yo pants.
Rule 46: Nagas stole your dick.
Rule 47: It will always need moar shit.
Rule 48: Anything can be a meme (no dur).
Rule 49: You need E-degrees in E-lawery and E-psychology to be nothing but shit, still.
Rule 50: THE INTERNET IS FOR ANGRY NERDS!!!!!