Why Vegetarians Are Better Than You

We're more healthy.

We live longer.

We're better looking.

We're more intelligent.

We actually research and know what's in the food we eat.

We respect animal rights more than you.

We respect the planet more than you.

We don't foolishly consume resources.

I have a vegetarian diet but every two weeks I make sure I eat meat from a source that I know abuses animals just so I don't turn into massive faggot.