Things you never hear a /Lounge/er say

"Why yes, I have taken my medication today"

"Might be time to move out of Grandmaw's basement"

"Sorry, can't play D&D tonight...I have a hot date....with a girl"

"Why yes, I went to college and got a good job upon graduation"

"I enjoy reading five year old threads.  It's very pleasant to read racist insults appended to a thread from 1998."