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the most savy thing you can do

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 6:42

If the fbi or police are out to catch you or get you, the most savy thing you can do is figure out there identity then get close to there wife and fuck her.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 6:44

You have to get close to there friends and turn them agents them, and get into there pants. They do the same thing....

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 6:48

Its all about getting your dick wet.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 6:48

You fuck there daughter if shes 18. You make moves twords there sisters.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 6:49

you make relations close to theres and move closer.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 6:50

just keep getting your dick wet

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 6:51

Any real crimnal stays close to the law and gets his dick wet.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 6:51

you make there relationships apart of your relationships.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 6:52

You have to fuck the investigates daughter sister or wife.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 6:53

always once you spot him, give him a 700 look.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 6:55

Its the kind of thing that messes the investigators up every time. there watching you with passion, then your fucking there sister.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 6:58

you always see a car and face to face you tell your friend to follow it. they follow so far turn then another freind follows it from the next point. eventually you figure out who they are.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 6:59

People are very predictable.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 7:01

sometimes a lick person will detect the car and stick bollonie on it to rust the pant.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 7:02

some times you steel there licences plate.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 7:03

sometimes slit holes in there tires.
sometimes you you scratch there pant.
sometimes you steel there garden gnomes.
sometimes you poop on there car seats.
sometimes you use the seat belt to wipe your ass.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 7:05

sometime you you glue the locks on there car doors.
sometimes you glue there doors shut.
sometimes you steel any removable part on there car.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 7:07

Sometimes its worth while to fart next to them.
sometimes you trip into there chest smmearing your snot on it.
sometimes you cough on them cus your to nervic to cover your mouth.
sometimes you stick a mouse trap in your pocket for the police.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 7:22

sometimes you *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-26 6:20

>>19
Nigger.

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