Name: Anonymous 2012-05-07 10:34
Heres how to hack life for free gay or lesbian stimulation. Im hoping this goes viral.
Hospitals.
All you have to do for urethral sounding is claim you Overdosed and refuse to give urine. Look like you are a druggie.
If you want fisting, get a small object stuck in your butt that you can remove yourself and pretend its stuck.
Get small injury while drunk, go to the hospital, spend the night, say your to drunk to wash yourself and need a sponge bath.
When a cop stops you, tell him your not sure if you have narcotics on you or not. They will frisk you, if you like it rough tick them off with qweer sarcasm.
When a cop stops you say your not sure if theres cocaine in your ass or not. Be sure to ask them why they searched you if they wouldent check your asshole.
BOCES they restrain kids here, rest is self explanatory.
Post yours here.
Hospitals.
All you have to do for urethral sounding is claim you Overdosed and refuse to give urine. Look like you are a druggie.
If you want fisting, get a small object stuck in your butt that you can remove yourself and pretend its stuck.
Get small injury while drunk, go to the hospital, spend the night, say your to drunk to wash yourself and need a sponge bath.
When a cop stops you, tell him your not sure if you have narcotics on you or not. They will frisk you, if you like it rough tick them off with qweer sarcasm.
When a cop stops you say your not sure if theres cocaine in your ass or not. Be sure to ask them why they searched you if they wouldent check your asshole.
BOCES they restrain kids here, rest is self explanatory.
Post yours here.