My neighbors hate me!

I am a 22 year old single gay man, i work at Walmart and I own 4 stuffed cats, My neighbors think I am weird because I am really into dressing up my cats in “human style” clothing and posing in photos with them, I don’t think I am creepy though.

Jeepers, relax you tense sons of bitches.  Just let your arms keep gently at your sides.  The pancake chef will be here to massage your shoulders shortly.