Ideas for being a real american idiot

materials
explosive fake blood packs
sharp katana sword that somehow you hide within baggy pants
pre determined escape plan
spooky mask
fast accelerated smoke bomb
gloves

purchus these carefully

ok cop at end of street walk run slam katana out of pants into electrical pole.

explode fake blood take escape plan disapear.

idiot cop is terrified mistafide and homeland security called.

tsk