This is SFBEs Dad!!!

I found my sons iPhone open on the table today and so i decided to take a look around my son web browsing, and found this shit hole.

My sons name is Mike Denver and my good-for-nothing son does not work, he failed at college and is a fat douche.

My son does not smoke fatties, unless he has returned to his homosexual ways.

My son will not be capping Niggers anytime soon, because he lives in a nice white middle class neighborhood in upstate New York.


My son will now be banned from using the internet, his iPhone will be taking away from him for 3 months, angry birds and Infinity Blade will be deleted from it, his Xbox will be sold and his Halo disks smashed.

Mike Denver's DAD!

My friend once signed a fake sick note with "My Dad" for school and the teacher was like "Lol!" and he was all "Oh shit!" and it was the epic lols.