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KH doesn't have Mario's charm.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-23 23:06

Sure all the enemies in Kingdom Hearts are varied, but mostly they're just different forms of Heartless, and to me that can still be lacking.

I miss all the weird charm of Mario's enemies.  Goomba stomping and kicking koopa shells for points and simple satisfaction, and the fun well designed levels, not the cheap stuff in KH where you fall to your death over sloppy jump control.

And sure you ask "But where's the deep storytelling???  Compelling characters????" Look you can present me with all the Donalds Goofys and Aeriths in the world but they don't always add up to sheer enjoyment Mario provides.

Of course if you want Mario to have a story try Paper Mario or Mario and Luigi.  The best of gameplay overall however comes from the platformers, new ones included.

Just try whacking all that goodness with a keyblade.  I'd bet you'll break it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-23 23:23

Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-23 23:25

>>2
?  I never Tsked that post.  How did this get here?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-24 0:26

>>1

where you fall to your death over sloppy jump control.

I'm pretty sure that all KH games hold your hand enough so that you never fall into a hole and die, unlike in Mario games which can happen a lot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-24 0:29

>>2
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-24 0:52

Kingdom Hearts. I didn't beat that game. Somewhere in the middle of playing that game was the point where I got bored with playing video games forever. I never finished another game after that. Ico, Devil May Cry, Final Fantasy X, Persona 3 FES, Ar Tonelico, Radiata Stories... didn't finish any of them.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-24 2:12

>>5
Tsk.  It doesn't take much liquor to set you off, does it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-24 2:20

>>7
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-24 9:50

>>8
Tsk.

Name: :( 2012-04-24 10:30

You should know by now that Mario and KH are different games, thus different fanbases.  A KH fan hates Mario because he/she has died enough times on Super Mario Bros' first level without figuring out how to use the fucking jump button.  A Mario fan hates KH because he can't stand the sight of a KH fan jacking off to Aerith the minute she shows up on screen.  Even though, like, OMG SHE'S NOT REAL!  Now you know which category you fall into.

Me, I hate both as I play Halo and homebrew games (the GOOD ones).  But I don't give jack shit if you love either so I'll let it slide.  But just remember: KH fans are never going to forgive you for posting this shit and therefore will put a fucking bounty on your head as is the the case with all those who waste time hating on the net.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-24 12:20

>>9
Nigger.

Name: :( 2012-04-24 22:59

>>11 Fuck your tsknigger arguments that's obviously you playing strawman.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-24 23:10

>>12
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-24 23:59

>>13
Tsk.  Why must you insult loungers.  We are here to relax and kick back.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-25 0:01

>>14
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-25 0:02

>>15
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-25 0:11

>>16
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-25 1:30

>>17
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-25 7:26

>>18
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-25 9:49

>>19
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-25 9:59

>>20
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-26 6:33

>>21
Nigger.

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