>>1
Check your anus for shit regularly, it helps preventing such disasters.
Once in the morning and once in the evening is a good time.
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Anonymous2012-04-24 0:47
>go to restroom
>take massive shit
>feels like razor blades
>I orgasm with pleasure
>shoot jizz into my eyes
>wipe my ass
>there's no shit
>OHGODWHY.js
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pork soda2012-04-24 5:40
dog dox?
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Anonymous2012-04-25 8:43
my ass leaks too
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Anonymous2012-04-25 9:26
>go to restroom
>start shitting
>about to take toilet paper to wipe my ass
>guy storms into my stall
>"OI, IT'S 7 BONG!!!"