Dolphins are superior to women

>Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbant amounts of money on them.
>Dolphins give it up easily.
>Dolphins do not demand superior rights to men.
>Dolphins do not organize Dolphinwalks.
>You can ride a dolphin through the ocean
>Dolphins are more intelligent then women
Everything a real women can do, a dolphin does better, and without being a bitch. So why haven't you fucked a dolphin yet?

I'm not, like, into bestiality, man.

>>1
Dolphins require a pool tough.

>Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbant amounts of money on them.
But you have to anyway.

I fucked a dolphin once. It was like
EEEEE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EEEEE

>>3
You can actually keep them out of the water for extended periods of time, so long as you have a few buckets on hand and an easy way to refill them. You might also wish to consider allowing the dolphin to live in your bath or shower. Overall, the price of the water bills and fish will still be far below that of a lady.

I like a good seal.

>>3
tough
You are rather fallible for a supposed ``VIPPER''.

>>8
Nigger.