/lounge/ - I'm the Walmart butt bandit

Name: NewSFBE 2012-04-20 10:45

i'm coming to rape ya butt hole

Name: RedCream 2012-04-20 10:53

│ ┌┘ │ │ ┌┘ ┌┘ ┌┘ │ ┌┘ ┌┘ ┌┘ │ This goes on every day. ┌┘ ├────────┐ ┌┘ ├───┐ │ │ ┌──────┘ │ │┌──┘ Every. Day. └┐ ├─┘ └┐ ├┘ └┐ │ └┐ │ Can you guess └┐ │ └┐ │ what happens next? │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ SFBE BOY

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 11:02

Damn Red how did you know SFBE's dick was that big?

Name: Illinois Enema Bandit 2012-04-20 11:26

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_H._Kenyon

Name: NewSFBE 2012-04-20 12:30

>>3 coz hes been sucking for weeks >;]

Name: RedCream 2012-04-20 13:20

>>3
Examine the graphic carefully. The penis as indicated in the SFBE side is merely drawn to a scale to differentiate it from the penis on the BOY side. There was no intention of making a drawing that gave SFBE any impressive features. At any rate, you knoa what comes next, do you not?

Name: RedCream 2012-04-20 13:22

│ ┌┘ │ │ \ ┌┘ ┌┘ ┌┘ │ \ ┌┘ ┌┘ ┌┘ │ Aaahhh! Stop raping me, mister! ┌┘ ├───┬┘ ├───┐ │ │ ┌─┤ │┌──┘ └┐ ├─┘ └┐ ├┘ └┐ │ └┐ │ └┐ │ └┐ │ THIS ATROCITY HAPPENS NEXT! │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ SFBE BOY

Name: :( 2012-04-20 16:22

>>1-7 *sits on y'all*

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 17:35

>>7
How far will you go?!

Name: RedCream 2012-04-20 18:16

>>9
Later, after the boy gets used to it: └┐ │ │ │ \ └┐ └┐ │ └┐ \ └┐ └┐ │ └┐ You're so smooth! ┌────────┤ └┬─┤ └┐ Did you shave? └──────┐ │ ├┐│ │ Shave for better entry? . └─┤ ┌┘└┤ ┌┘ o │ ┌┘ │ ┌┘ O │ ┌┘ │ ┌┘ () │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ SFBE BOY

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 18:36

@10 jesus christ, red kream you are so gay

Name: RedCream 2012-04-20 22:40

>>11
How so? It is SFBE engaging in "the homosex", not me. I merely offered the revolting ASCII pics of what probably transpired. If I were to be gay, I would poast things of this nature in all seriousness (which due to my levity, is not the current case):_{_{_{_{_{_{┌─┬■┬■┬─┬─┬■┬─┬─┬■┬─┬─┬■┬■┬─┬─┬■┬─┬─┬■┬─┬─┬─┬■┬─┬─┬─┬■┬─┬■┬─┬─┬─┬■┬─┬─┬─┬■┬■┬■┬─┬─┬─┬■┬■┬─┬─┬■┬─┬─┬─┬■┬─┬■┬■┬■┬■┬─┬■┬■┬■┬─┐ ├■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼─┼─┼■┼■┼─┼■┼■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼─┼─┼─┼■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼─┼─┼─┼■┼─┼─┼■┤ ├─┼■┼─┼─┼─┼■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼─┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼─┼─┼─┼■┼■┼■┼■┼■┼─┼─┼─┼■┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼■┼■┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼─┼─┼─┼■┼─┼─┼■┤ ├─┼■┼■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼─┼─┼─┼■┼■┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼─┼─┼■┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼■┼■┼■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼■┼■┼■┼─┼─┼■┼■┼■┼─┤ ├─┼─┼■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼─┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼─┼─┼─┼■┼─┼─┼─┼■┼─┼─┼─┼■┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼■┼■┼■┼─┼■┼─┼─┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┤ ├■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼─┼─┼■┼─┼─┼─┼■┼─┼─┼─┼■┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┼─┼■┼■┼─┼■┼─┼─┼─┼─┼■┼─┼■┼─┤ └─┴■┴■┴─┴─┴─┴■┴■┴─┴─┴─┴■┴■┴─┴─┴■┴─┴─┴■┴─┴─┴─┴■┴─┴─┴─┴■┴─┴─┴─┴■┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴■┴■┴■┴─┴─┴─┴■┴■┴─┴─┴■┴─┴─┴─┴■┴─┴■┴■┴■┴■┴─┴■┴─┴─┴■┘}}}}}}

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-21 1:12

LOLOLO LOOKS LIKE U JUST GOT PWNED XD
EPIC WIN 4 READCREM!!!

Name: ShutUpStrawman 2012-04-21 4:49

>>13 >:(

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-21 15:47

I went to Wal*Mart to get a special cut of beef. I find the butcher and ask him about getting a big hunk of meat. So he says he got just what I want in the back. I follow him there and next thing I know, I was beaten, buttfucked, and tossed out into the parking lot.

Name: RedCream 2012-04-21 15:51

>>13
I wish I could find you, so that I could kick holes into your skull until you perished.

I would kill you so dead, you would die to death.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-21 16:06

>>16
bullying, violence, death treats, sodomy ... it's totally not cool, dude

Name: RedCream 2012-04-21 18:47

>>17
Where in all my bullying and threats is there an indication that I will perform an act of sodomy? There just is not one.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-21 19:52

>>18
You made explicit schemas in ascii.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-21 22:07

non-spam thread deserves bump

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-21 22:25

again need to bump past spam

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-26 6:36

>>21
Nigger.

I'm the Walmart butt bandit

1 Name: NewSFBE 2012-04-20 10:45

2 Name: RedCream 2012-04-20 10:53

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 11:02

4 Name: Illinois Enema Bandit 2012-04-20 11:26

5 Name: NewSFBE 2012-04-20 12:30

6 Name: RedCream 2012-04-20 13:20

7 Name: RedCream 2012-04-20 13:22

8 Name: :( 2012-04-20 16:22

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 17:35

10 Name: RedCream 2012-04-20 18:16

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 18:36

12 Name: RedCream 2012-04-20 22:40

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-21 1:12

14 Name: ShutUpStrawman 2012-04-21 4:49

15 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-21 15:47

16 Name: RedCream 2012-04-21 15:51

17 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-21 16:06

18 Name: RedCream 2012-04-21 18:47

19 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-21 19:52

20 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-21 22:07

21 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-21 22:25

22 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-26 6:36