Why does everyone think I'm gay

I posted something like this a few weeks ago but now I can't find it.

I have a wonderful great relationship with a gay man already, And we've been together long enough that we are really really attached to each other, And yes, I do love him AND find him sexually attractive to boot, but i have massive butthurt from the Wii mote he keeps sticking up my asshole.

What do you think i should do?

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