Lowest of the low

I'm an 18 year old virgin with no job, an education and a crippling addiction to My Little Pony pornography. Get down on my level.

Hopefully I have cheered you up to your pathetic existence

UPDATED :
Rule 1: The internet makes you antisocial
Rule 2: If it's funny, it came from 4chan or Something Awful.
Rule 3: If you are an idiot, people will make a meme about it
Rule 4: Nobody cares if you're tough IN Skyrim, COD or anyother MMORPG.
Rule 5: Anonymous has become the cancer, infested with hipster faggots.
Rule 6: girls, newbies and the mentally unstable insist on pressing and using CAPS LOCK for their entire forum post
Rule 7: If it exists, you can buy it online somewhere.
Rule 8: It happened At least 900 years ago.
Rule 9: Girls will do it for an ipod, iphone, ipad, alcohol, pot, cocaine, heroin, xbox, ps3, ect
Rule 10: It needs more DESU.
Rule 11: You will get viruses from sluts.
Rule 12: Lurk moar/Fuck off entierly
Rule 13: Neededs more cowbell!
Rule 14: As long as there is internet there will be drama.
Rule 15: If a camwhore posts, tits and TIME STAMP! must be shown. If this rule is broken, said camwhore must GTFO.
Rule 16: You must enjoy your AIDS.
Rule 17: Pool's closed due to AIDS.
Rule 18: If someone is better than you, you are a fucking idiot
Rule 19: In Photoshop anything is possible
Rule 20: You're doing it wrong, No really, you're doing it wrong. Stop!
Rule 21: If you're having an online relationship with a girl you have never met, its not real neither is she
Rule 22: Long stories are copypasta.
Rule 23: Long stories are never read, at any rate.
Rule 24: Pics or it never happened, pics and it still might have never happened
Rule 25: Not everyone sees what you did there, some people are really fucking stupid
Rule 26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is love?".
Rule 27: Loli haets pizza. No exceptions.
Rule 28: It's never going to be awwriiigghht ever again
Rule 29: Do a barrel roll.
Rule 30: Only faggots are gay for Bridget
Rule 31: The internet is for porn.
Rule 32: Everything is a fetish. No exceptions.
Rule 33: It's a trap or maybe just a faggot wearing his mothers pantyhoes.
Rule 34: If it exists there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35 The exception to Rule 34 is the citation of Rule 34.
Rule 36: Bringing up Niggers or Jews is insta fail.
Rule 37: There are no girls on the internet....ever .
Rule 38: A cat is fine too.
Rule 39: One cat leads to a stinky litter box.
Rule 40: Ceiling cat is watching you fap.
Rule 41: Saturday is Caturday.
Rule 42: The cake is a lie.
Rule 43: Someone would fap to it.
Rule 44: Zimmerman Killed Trayvon.
Rule 45: All lasers must be charged before shooping da whoop.
Rule 46: Nagas stole your bike.
Rule 47: It will always need moar sauce.
Rule 48: Anything can be a meme.
Rule 49: Internet badasses are just angry beta faggots that get their ass beat irl
Rule 50: THE INTERNET IS A FUCKING JOKE