Tolkien was an asshole.

If there was anyone in the story of the Lord of the Rings, who deserved to cross the Belegaer and off Middle Earth entirely, to reside thereafter in the Blessed Realm, it was Sméagol, a.k.a. Gollum, he being the most ruined of ringbearers. Sméagol deserved to stand side by side with Frodo and Bilbo as they sailed away from Mithlond, the 'Grey Havens'.

But no, no, Tolkien-the-dick killed him off. Tolkien the vicious. Tolkien the merciless. Fuck J.R.R. and his vengeful story.

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What I have done? You are the one raping Tolkien's oeuvre with your desire of an Hollywood happy ending where villainous wiggers would be forgiven. You are given an epic and you wish it were a shitty kawai pink romance. You know what? You truly deserve to be born in our times.