Tolkien was an asshole.

If there was anyone in the story of the Lord of the Rings, who deserved to cross the Belegaer and off Middle Earth entirely, to reside thereafter in the Blessed Realm, it was Sméagol, a.k.a. Gollum, he being the most ruined of ringbearers. Sméagol deserved to stand side by side with Frodo and Bilbo as they sailed away from Mithlond, the 'Grey Havens'.

But no, no, Tolkien-the-dick killed him off. Tolkien the vicious. Tolkien the merciless. Fuck J.R.R. and his vengeful story.

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No. When you throw a fuck fest in a paradisiac island, with beautiful people and VIP, you don't want to invite some filthy ugly creature such as Gollum to ruin it, by the Darkest Nigger! The guy is ugly as fuck and he's the kind who would snort all the coke, rape elves with his long thin translucid cock, puke in the sangria and take a dump in the lagoon. What's the benefit?