Tolkien was an asshole.

If there was anyone in the story of the Lord of the Rings, who deserved to cross the Belegaer and off Middle Earth entirely, to reside thereafter in the Blessed Realm, it was Sméagol, a.k.a. Gollum, he being the most ruined of ringbearers. Sméagol deserved to stand side by side with Frodo and Bilbo as they sailed away from Mithlond, the 'Grey Havens'.

But no, no, Tolkien-the-dick killed him off. Tolkien the vicious. Tolkien the merciless. Fuck J.R.R. and his vengeful story.

Smeagol is a metaphor of a young white liberal listening to nigger gangsta rap and wearing map-of-Africa-necklace. The wigger Gollum he turned into deserved his death.