Name: of uninspired losers 2012-04-11 20:09
Once upon a time there was a young boy named Jar. Jar was 16 years old and lived in Junskity, Jopes. While walking home from school one day, a spine rango jumped out from behind a ghost and tackled Jar to the ground. But just when he was about to let out a scream for help, Jar realized that the spine rango was only licking his face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Jar decided to keep the spine rango as a pet. And on the way home he decided to name his pet spine rango ''Hamsted.'' When Jar and his new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Jar's mother, Joag. And boy was she surprised to see a spine rango following Jar into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Joag. ''It's a spine rango,'' answered Jar. ''Dah, I can see that, Jar, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Joag. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Jar. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Joag. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates spine rangos. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Jar grabbed Hamsted by the scruff of the neck and led his new pet into the house--even though he knew his father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, Jar and Hamsted played and played, that is until Jar's favorite television show, ''Soapop,'' started. At that point Jar forgot all about Hamsted having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''Soapop,'' when Jar was brought back to reality when he heard his father shout, ''Nigger!! Jar! Get your sexy ass in the hut...NOW!!'' With that Jar rushed into the hut to see what all the fuss was about. When he entered the hut, there stood his father, Painis, pointing toward the bubble. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked his father. Then, as Jar followed his father's finger to where it was pointing, he instantly knew what his father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the bubble, was the biggest pile of rango doo-doo he had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Painis. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing his father as well as he did, Jar knew there was no sense even asking his father if he could keep Hamsted for a pet. So without hesitation, Jar set out to find where Hamsted was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Jar discovered Hamsted crouched beneath the table that Jar did his joking on. ''Come on, Hamsted, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the bubble!'' scolded Jar. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet rango!! And with that Jar led Hamsted out of the house and down to the local Reed's. They had a pet section and Jar knew the owner would find Hamsted a good home. So after saying good-bye to Hamsted, and thanking the owner of Reed's, Jar walked backed home and attempted to dround his sorrows by slamming down a half dozen soapwaters. But Jar's pitty party came to an abrupt end when his father reminded him about the mess he had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Jar suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End.