poetry is gay

I like cocks
in me bum
pounding me
till I cum

I can relate
I cum on my chest
when I masturbate
and eat the rest

only the good kind

I'm a fag and I like cocks
vomit in a bag and poop in socks
I spread AIDS and that's okay
no one likes me anyway
I want to marry but it's illegal
I have a hairy butt, looks like a seagull
I don't deserve rights because I'm total scum
I get in lots of fights because I'm really dumb
even worse than niggers, fags are bad
just look at these figures, "gay" is a fad

>>4
poems are not just about rhymes
more important is the metre
so fuck off
you fucking mouthbreather

>>5
nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger jew
fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck you

>>6
Tsk.

>>7
Nigger.

"Tsk." said the man
whose only companion
is an overfilled bedpan
"Nigger." replied the boy
who felt so superior
despite being a dirty goy

Set the stage and lay the tissues.
My anus can't await the froth!
A manful battle of the pricks
Shall be staged devoid of cloth.

May the best man win this slaughter.
And without a doubt, victory's infuse
Will bear a sweet and lovely daughter
Out the ass of those who lose.

Now, start the dance!
Swing your lance!
Take a chance!
Advance, advance, advance!

And tear
And bite
And rip
And smash
Blood running down your thighs.
And only then 'tween corpse of men
You see through my disguise.

>>10
I forgot the title. It's

Let us partake in the game of dicks. by Anonymous

Please vote for me
I will uphold the family
Against the wicked gays
PS meet me in the stall
L8tr sk8tr

Poetry is not gay
I'm a real poet
fucking girls
in their vajayjay

There once was a faggot OP
He is on /lounge/ just like me
I reported it now,
MrVacBob said "wow"
And now you should go back to /b/.

There are many gay men
They like to watch moose ski
Some of them are named Jen
But none named Jar Rhusky

Hmmm, cocks.
One cock in this hand
Another cock in that hand
Cock in my mouth
Cock in in ass
Cock poking fruitlessly at my belly button

I think that limericks are quite fun
I write them outside in the sun
Better than haikus
which are for the jews
This poem is already done

I have an exam in the morning
But studying is very boring
Seven hours to go
But I do not know
If by then I will be snoring

The exam is on network protocols
It is as fun as staring at my walls
TCP and IP
Stuff I learned from /g/
I think I will subnet my balls

This class still covers IPv4
But we shouldn't use it anymore
IPv6 is the best
It won't be on the test
This class is useless and a bore

Net+ is babby's first cert
But I suppose getting more couldn't hurt
I'll get a CCNA
Because CompTIA is gay
My life reminds me of Dilbert

Conservative private address subnetting
Is there something my professor's forgetting?
It's a complete waste of time
Private addresses don't cost a dime
This class is something I'm regretting

Cisco IOS is absolute shit
The babby syntax makes me want to quit
Why not use BSD
Instead of this faggotry
I don't like Cisco IOS even one bit

Why must we learn 'bout deprecated stuff?
This is class filler, I'm calling your bluff
RIPv1? Are you fucking serious?
You think this is useful? You must be delirious!
I think I've had just enough

Large-scale network address translation
Isn't a solution to IPv4 block limitation
Switch to IPv6 for more public addresses
Going from not enough to having an excess
It's not hard to understand unless you have mental retardation

>>18
I got mad hoes and I got mad bitches, I'm coding in C and I branch with switches.

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Being NEET is my life
Sitting infront of PC all day long
My childlike mind is my big hive
A chick will never touch my dong

I should do more crappy poetry but im fucking tired and lazy.

>>21
Nigger.