Name: Trollinsurgency 2012-04-08 20:47
I thought I would share this with all of you trolls out there. My friend and I trolled a dating website called www.cougared.com where older women meet younger men. There is ratio of 30 men to 1 woman on this website. Naturally, this gives women the notion to be selective. I immediately noticed that most are actually quite rude based upon the profile descriptions and comments. After browsing the forums, I knew I had to have some fun. It was begging to be trolled. What ensued was a giant shitstorm of raging and QQ.
We both created profiles with the following descriptions, and in just under a few hours we got hundreds of views, and were complained about shortly thereafter.
A COUGAR'S PROFILE DESCRIPTION:
HEADLINE: Look into my eyes, and I'll OWN you with them.
I am a COUGAR who is ONLY interested in guys 20 - 25 years old. I am extremely picky so if you think you have what it takes..go ahead and impress me! I am fun, confident, sensual, and sexy, modern and classy.. I am the kinda cougar you will stay with or always return to...
BASIC
I have just moved back to Phoenix from Canada and starting all over again is both exciting and challenging. I am easy-going and confident.. I am a 'free spirited' kind of person who loves life. I have a very caring nature. I have a great eye for following trends/fashion but believe in quality over quantity. I LOVE music, whether it be while I am lying on my couch at home relaxing or driving in my car.. I love to cuddle and spend quality time with the right person and if you are the one you will have the very best in and out of the bedroom..
THE GUY I think the older I get the more selective I've become but then why settle for second best, life is too short! Like most, I am first drawn to the way a person looks & I need to have some instant attraction. Those profiles without a picture, sorry, but I'm not likely to respond. I love Guys that make me laugh, it draws me to them like a magnet :) I am looking for a cub who's caring and charming in the sense that he has the etiquette to know how to treat a lady.
My criteria is high and therefore not many make the cut!
MY PROFILE DESCRIPTION (Note that I intentionally am acting like a douchebag to garner rage):
Aight aight, listen up people, and listen good because I don't repeat things more than once. I'm the best damn dude there is on this website. I'm a wrestler for the University of Miami, almost got my master's degree at the age of 23. I've also been in a few MMA matches. I can kick people's SHlT in for sure. Anyway, I don't work like the normal guy on this site. I mean, what can I say? I'm the full phucking package. I've got a 12 pack, and I don't need you. I will not email YOU, YOU must instigate contact. I'm an heir to a millionaire family, and if you even have the remote chance of getting a reply from someone like me, well phucking whoop-de-doo. If all goes according to plan, you will be need to be screened and interviewed by my security consultant if we ever met up and possibly sign some prenuptial agreement documents. There's been a new stereotype going around from what I've seen, so I'm just going to go ahead and say it. I AM NOT looking for a "Run-Of-The-Mill" cougar. If you don't have something to show for it, or what you offer me, what you can do for me, then GTFO my profile. It's pretty sad that women on here need someone like me to spice up their sex life, because men around your age don't want anything to do with you. For those of you who were once married, if your husbands slapped you around a little bit, I can't say I blame the guy whatsoever. I'd be doing the same thing. Women between 35 and 50 need to be tamed and trained. Not younger guys need to be trained, YOU need to be trained. I can get any girl I want around my age, so if the thought of playing "hard to get" even crosses your mind, you should be punched back into reality. In fact, I've banged 34 women locally, but I'm looking for maybe someone a little older this time, but you better damn well have no baggage. I actually met someone from this website once before and my god was it an absolute nuclear catastrophe, I thought the movie 2012 was playing over and over again, this old hag lady in her 40s bought a round trip ticket from England to Miami (Of course, I'm not going to buy it, provide for yourself you screwlooses, I mean you most likely have all the money from your husbands that you leeched off of) and I ended up meeting her at the terminal AND SHE BROUGHT ME A PHUCKING VASE WITH ROSES IN IT. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I had to immediately excuse myself into the restroom, broke the vase over my knee and flushed the roses down the toilet. I'm not even kidding you right now. I was seething with anger through the teeth, because I just spent ALL that time emailing this dumb cow, and I hate women that are clingy, so we basically exchanged a few sentences, and I sent her on her merry way back to London, I wasn't going to have it. When asked where the vase went, I just told her flat out I trashed that rancid pile of stinking garbage. She shed a few tears, but I couldn't care less. Well ladies, it's a bit of a shot in the dark if you want to talk to me, but if you can handle the heat, may as well roll the dice and hope you win the lottery.
FRIEND'S PROFILE DESCRIPTION:
The names Mann, Mitchell Mann, and let me tell you I'm much more than meets the eye. If you smell a whiff of arrogance, then stop kidding yourself and ctrl+alt+delete your life. Women on here are are all a bunch of well-wishers, and quite frankly I'd love to throw you all down one. Cougars are frowned upon in society, and the people on here are aftermarket, hand-me-down, recycled trailer park trash because they couldn't sell themselves in retail if you know what I mean. Before you women came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up. If you must ask why I'm on here, well maybe I'll find someone, but there is a ratio of 30 men to 1 woman. Not that I mind competition, I thrive in that environment and I ALWAYS come out on top. However, I shouldn't be the one competing, the older women should be competing for me. If you think hot guys are a dime a dozen, perhaps you should get your head examined and be admitted into a mental institution, because that is complete 100 percent bogus. I'd rather have type 2 diabetes than talk to some of you people on here. Now, I don't believe you girls are stupid, I just believe that 68% of the time you are possessed by a retarded ghost. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. I don't mean to be a female basher, but I'm sure others will agree with me that it is a man's world, and we so-called "cubs" deserve to be treated like kings and you are our servants. I once had a girlfriend that took care of my everyday needs, but one morning she forgot to scrub my piss off the toilet, so I broke up with her and kicked her out of my apartment. If you cannot even scrub URINE off the floors, then why even bother dating me? All women belong in the kitchen making me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. If you think you have what it takes, then pop the weasel and hope you land on me.
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We both created profiles with the following descriptions, and in just under a few hours we got hundreds of views, and were complained about shortly thereafter.
A COUGAR'S PROFILE DESCRIPTION:
HEADLINE: Look into my eyes, and I'll OWN you with them.
I am a COUGAR who is ONLY interested in guys 20 - 25 years old. I am extremely picky so if you think you have what it takes..go ahead and impress me! I am fun, confident, sensual, and sexy, modern and classy.. I am the kinda cougar you will stay with or always return to...
BASIC
I have just moved back to Phoenix from Canada and starting all over again is both exciting and challenging. I am easy-going and confident.. I am a 'free spirited' kind of person who loves life. I have a very caring nature. I have a great eye for following trends/fashion but believe in quality over quantity. I LOVE music, whether it be while I am lying on my couch at home relaxing or driving in my car.. I love to cuddle and spend quality time with the right person and if you are the one you will have the very best in and out of the bedroom..
THE GUY I think the older I get the more selective I've become but then why settle for second best, life is too short! Like most, I am first drawn to the way a person looks & I need to have some instant attraction. Those profiles without a picture, sorry, but I'm not likely to respond. I love Guys that make me laugh, it draws me to them like a magnet :) I am looking for a cub who's caring and charming in the sense that he has the etiquette to know how to treat a lady.
My criteria is high and therefore not many make the cut!
MY PROFILE DESCRIPTION (Note that I intentionally am acting like a douchebag to garner rage):
Aight aight, listen up people, and listen good because I don't repeat things more than once. I'm the best damn dude there is on this website. I'm a wrestler for the University of Miami, almost got my master's degree at the age of 23. I've also been in a few MMA matches. I can kick people's SHlT in for sure. Anyway, I don't work like the normal guy on this site. I mean, what can I say? I'm the full phucking package. I've got a 12 pack, and I don't need you. I will not email YOU, YOU must instigate contact. I'm an heir to a millionaire family, and if you even have the remote chance of getting a reply from someone like me, well phucking whoop-de-doo. If all goes according to plan, you will be need to be screened and interviewed by my security consultant if we ever met up and possibly sign some prenuptial agreement documents. There's been a new stereotype going around from what I've seen, so I'm just going to go ahead and say it. I AM NOT looking for a "Run-Of-The-Mill" cougar. If you don't have something to show for it, or what you offer me, what you can do for me, then GTFO my profile. It's pretty sad that women on here need someone like me to spice up their sex life, because men around your age don't want anything to do with you. For those of you who were once married, if your husbands slapped you around a little bit, I can't say I blame the guy whatsoever. I'd be doing the same thing. Women between 35 and 50 need to be tamed and trained. Not younger guys need to be trained, YOU need to be trained. I can get any girl I want around my age, so if the thought of playing "hard to get" even crosses your mind, you should be punched back into reality. In fact, I've banged 34 women locally, but I'm looking for maybe someone a little older this time, but you better damn well have no baggage. I actually met someone from this website once before and my god was it an absolute nuclear catastrophe, I thought the movie 2012 was playing over and over again, this old hag lady in her 40s bought a round trip ticket from England to Miami (Of course, I'm not going to buy it, provide for yourself you screwlooses, I mean you most likely have all the money from your husbands that you leeched off of) and I ended up meeting her at the terminal AND SHE BROUGHT ME A PHUCKING VASE WITH ROSES IN IT. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I had to immediately excuse myself into the restroom, broke the vase over my knee and flushed the roses down the toilet. I'm not even kidding you right now. I was seething with anger through the teeth, because I just spent ALL that time emailing this dumb cow, and I hate women that are clingy, so we basically exchanged a few sentences, and I sent her on her merry way back to London, I wasn't going to have it. When asked where the vase went, I just told her flat out I trashed that rancid pile of stinking garbage. She shed a few tears, but I couldn't care less. Well ladies, it's a bit of a shot in the dark if you want to talk to me, but if you can handle the heat, may as well roll the dice and hope you win the lottery.
FRIEND'S PROFILE DESCRIPTION:
The names Mann, Mitchell Mann, and let me tell you I'm much more than meets the eye. If you smell a whiff of arrogance, then stop kidding yourself and ctrl+alt+delete your life. Women on here are are all a bunch of well-wishers, and quite frankly I'd love to throw you all down one. Cougars are frowned upon in society, and the people on here are aftermarket, hand-me-down, recycled trailer park trash because they couldn't sell themselves in retail if you know what I mean. Before you women came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up. If you must ask why I'm on here, well maybe I'll find someone, but there is a ratio of 30 men to 1 woman. Not that I mind competition, I thrive in that environment and I ALWAYS come out on top. However, I shouldn't be the one competing, the older women should be competing for me. If you think hot guys are a dime a dozen, perhaps you should get your head examined and be admitted into a mental institution, because that is complete 100 percent bogus. I'd rather have type 2 diabetes than talk to some of you people on here. Now, I don't believe you girls are stupid, I just believe that 68% of the time you are possessed by a retarded ghost. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. I don't mean to be a female basher, but I'm sure others will agree with me that it is a man's world, and we so-called "cubs" deserve to be treated like kings and you are our servants. I once had a girlfriend that took care of my everyday needs, but one morning she forgot to scrub my piss off the toilet, so I broke up with her and kicked her out of my apartment. If you cannot even scrub URINE off the floors, then why even bother dating me? All women belong in the kitchen making me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. If you think you have what it takes, then pop the weasel and hope you land on me.
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