Swallowing diamonds to hide them from Nazis

What did Irene Zisblatt say after the liberation of Auschwitz?
Shit was so cash.

White Man waited. The TV in the living room blinked and his wife was watching a political show. There were niggers in the neighborhood. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Tom Metzger were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. White man was a civilized human for 10000 years. When he was young he watched the apes and he said to dad "I want to be on the tree daddy."
Dad said "No! Your wife will BE RAPE BY NIGGERS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the white lawn of his home he knew there were niggers.
"This is Metzger" the radio crackered. "You must fight the niggers!"
So white man gotted his rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the niggers
"I will rape at his wife" said the nigger leader and he grabbed his shaman stick. White man rifeld at him and tried to shot him. But then the white home fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the niggers" he shouted
The radio said "No, white man. You are the niggers"
Such is the downfall of white man.