Wal-Mart selling ^^protection^^

Can you believe the balls on these dicks?  They have headed into downright Mafia territory here.  When you buy a DVD at Wal*Mart, they tell you to pay another dollar "protection".  If you don't, they could send someone to your house at any time without warning and break your fucking disc and maybe your legs too.  Well that's wrong.

Big supermarkets take shoplifting into account when they price goods. You are literally paying more because other people steal things.

Therefore you should steal things yourself, to keep up the status quo and get your money back.