New communique from moot

Dear Londoners: I am in your lovely rainy city for the next few days. If you'd fancy a spot of tea and dessert, send an e-mail to london@4chan.org with a sentence or two about yourself, why you aren't Jack the Ripper, and include a timestamp.
Cheers, —mootykins

Dear retarded moot if you were in London you would know that it has not rained for a few weeks now, and people in the south are running out of water, and pleases tell us why your not the Zodiac Killer and include DNA.