/lounge/ - Girlfriend's fart

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 16:09

When I invited my girlfriend, who I intended to marry, to the family dinner...

*Dboooo*

Everyone “...........”

It was obviously her.
It sounded from her ass.
Absolutely, her fart.

Mum said “Oh honey, stop it!” to dad for not embarrassing her.
Thumbs up, mum!
I almost hi-fived her but restrained myself.

But dad said “No I didn’t! Definitely not me!”
Dad, why are you getting mad so much?
We could keep the good mood here if you pretended to have farted!
Is it that you wannna say “I’m a dandy father who doesn’t fart” to my girlfriend? Bullshit!

I got kind of panicked and said “Sorry, that was me!” but my girlfriend confessed “S-Sorry for this. That was me....”.

While thinking of how to help her not to embarrass any further, dad said “Did you have Kimchi last night? Smells like that! haha”

There was no other day in my life than then which makes me realise why dad was fired several months ago.

Name: 4CT !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-03-13 16:22

Good luck with you're Coprophagia.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 17:59

>>2
you're
Still struggling with the English language, I see.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 18:21

>>3
Still struggling with being a faggot, I see.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 18:22

>>3
Still struggling with manboobs, I see.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 18:22

>>3
Still struggling with gayness, I see.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 18:22

>>4
Forgot your trip there, honey buns.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 18:22

>>3
Still struggling with no life, I see.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 18:24

>>7
Forgot your penis there in ya ass, nigger buns.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 18:24

>>3-6
Yes, keep it coming ^4ChanTroll.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 18:24

Nice dubs, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 18:26

>>11
Nice dubs, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 18:27

>>10

A troll on 4chan, NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 18:30

>>13
That's his actual name, you blithering idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 18:31

>>14
Can I have that in American?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 18:33

>>14
LIMEY ALERT!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 18:33

>>15
Fuck you commie scum! You're not an American! I am!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 18:34

>>16
I'm an Canadian, thank you very much!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 18:35

>>16,18 i thought this was predominantly an american forum but i guess not by these replys.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 18:36

>>17 Fuck you Mexican scum! You're not an American! I am!

Name: AnotherFratboyTheTurth 2012-03-13 18:37

Die shitmasters, fall down and kill yourself.......

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 18:37

>>19-20
Not you again! I recognize that posting style!

Name: AnotherFratboyTheTurth 2012-03-13 18:39

>>22 Really, you are truly a fucking asshole.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 18:41

>>23
The turth

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Name: AnotherFratboySAYSFUCKYOU 2012-03-13 18:42

>>24
Just keep muttering on the toilet in the middle of the night as i smash ya brains in and squishes them with wooden sticks.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 18:49

>>25
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww It carries out and is w

Name: Anon 2012-03-13 18:53

Oh no it's pikey boy

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 18:53

>>25
I w! We all w! wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww So many w's

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 18:53

>>27
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Name: AnotherFratboySAYSFUCKYOU 2012-03-13 18:55

>>26
Fuck yeah, I wanna scream "auuugghhh" ... right as I'm about to throw you, ya piece of shit out the fucking window.

>>28
coz hes a retard!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 19:02

>>30
I wanna scream "auuugghhh"

Is that the sound you make while being penetrated by your father's tremendous cock? It's OK, we won't judge you. It's not our business what you put inside your tight teen ass in the privacy of your daddy's home. ^*snicker*

Name: AnotherFratboySAYSFUCKYOU 2012-03-13 19:04

>>31
All the world is suffering and all you can think about is your fathers cock in ya ass-hole, Yeah sure, and bring some raping tentacles while you're at it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 19:06

>>32
It's OK, you're among friends here. You can tell us how your daddy rams his meat sausage up your booty-hole every night.

Name: AnotherFratboySAYSFUCKYOU 2012-03-13 19:07

>>33 False authortity doesn't work here, angry nerd dipshits.

Name: AnotherFratboySAYSFUCKYOU 2012-03-13 19:09

>>34 Ya well fuck you dipshit imtitator dick.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 19:10

>>32
I love my daddys dick in ass hole all night long, up and down like a little gayboy on LSD.

Name: AnotherFratboySAYSFUCKYOU 2012-03-13 19:13

>>36
I know!!!! already....

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 20:27

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