ATTN: SHITPOSTERS - REDCREAM, L33TUK, ETC

I dream of the day when medical science will allow me to be shrunk to a microscopic size and injected into your spinal fluid, once there I will travel in a miniature sub through your body and into your brain meat, okay? Then I will take a pill that will allow me to grow back to normal size, exploding your skull bone and rendering your body into a pink mist.

Medical science? Microscopic size? Spinal fluid? Miniature sub? Brain meat? Skull bone? Pink mist?

Who speaks thus? I propose restructuring the story to comply with these elements:

Medical bone
Microscopic meat
Spinal mist
Miniature fluid
Brain size
Skull sub
Pink science
Her goatfinger