In a club, with friends.

For someones birthday night out.
Drunk, good music.
Never felt so alone.

God leet, you are such a boring faggot, even the spammers are more interesting than you.
Nobody hear wants to hear about your shit conquests.
Its no wonder you end up living with your parents if all you do is get drunk and chase bitches.

If i wanted to read crappy shit like this id browse the imageboards.