Hey guys, I know you love it when I blog here

So I thought I'd tell you where I am in my life.

For one, I think I've been thrown out of university. Long story but it's a whole admin fuckup from last year that I thought was sorted and now apparently isn't. Not knowing whether I'm meant to be there a lot has made it really hard to get motivated to actually do the work, and all my assignments are late.
Due to the rise in fees, this was probably my last chance to actually get a uni education, so once again I have fucked up my life.

No sign of any woman on the horizon who wants to be with an alcoholic, unemployed thirty year old broke loser, so that's another great thing. I'll probably have to leave my flat in the next month or so too and I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do. I don't want to leave this city, but it looks like I'm going to have to and move back in with my parents until I get some shit job, which will be impossible in this economy.
I can't move back with my parents. I'm thirty fucking years old. Plus, we can only tolerate each other in small doses, we'd kill each other. I left home when I was sixteen for that reason.
Normally some of you guys hate it when I've ever talked about good things happening in my life, so I thought you'd feel pleased to know that it's all going to shit.

>>9

Nice legs, nice tattoo and a flat. Fuck. Go there, ask hypocritically if you can stay on the couch. Offer to pay half the rent and some coke. Just don't go to your parents, you'll feel like shit.

She has a boyfriend now, not possible. If she didn't, I'd be all over that idea. Fuck, whenever she doesn't have a boyfriend she always rings me for a booty call anyway, so if that changes I guess I'll find out. Not likely though. Can't really hang out with her at the minute as her boyfriend doesn't want me around for the obvious reason that every time they argue I end up plowing her. We did try being just friends a couple of times. One of those times we ended up drunkenly screwing at a party last year, and he knows. So, no dice.
I still talk to her every day. I think if we'd met at a different time, we might have stayed together. We'd both just come out of long relationships, she had some family problems that were fucking with her head and making her act very crazy, and I was still in love with someone else. Now I'm not in love with anyone, but she is...although I know she's still sexually attracted to me.
Shame really, I have more of a laugh with her compared to justabout any other girl, and like her a lot more now than I did when we were together. Oh well.

Grow a beard, speak with a funny accent and tell them you're an illegal immigrant from Afghanistan. They'll find you a place to sleep.

I already have a neckbeard, but I also have a long history with the unemployment office, they know exactly who I am. I haven't had to deal with them for nearly three years, and I am not looking forward to doing so again.

>>10

Your school should have a advising/counselling service, right?  Students services or somthing?  Can't hurt to poke at them a bit while you can.

Yeah, I should do this.
I'm still technically on the system somehow (I can login to blackboard) so I don't think all is lost.

>>11

But really, there's no shame in living with your parents when all goes to shit, my aunt went back to my grandfather's house when she was 50, and then he died and now she has the house all for herself and her husband.

Moving back in with your parents at fifty is very different from moving back in with your parents at thirty. Also, I've already stated, it just wouldn't work.

>>12

Have you considered doing illigal stuff?

I'm trying to not get in trouble with the law these days, I have a criminal record as long as my fucking arm. I've been pretty good these for the last decade or so, apart from a few drunk and disorderly arrests. I'm not doing any crimes.

Or being homeless? I heard storries about homeless people and im not talking about hobo types, i mean people that get money troughout the day trough some method and sleep in hotels and hostels at night and steal internet at times.

I've been homeless in the past briefly, and have had many friends over the years who have also been. It is a miserable existence, and not one which I wish for. Besides, I have too much stuff to be homeless. Where would I keep my six guitars for a start.

>>14

You can teach anywhere in the world in private schools. Japan, Somalia, wherever. Take a year abroad and don't forget to bring your guitar.

I wouldn't be ever able to go to Japan due to a marijuana conviction, they wouldn't let me in. ;_;
I also wouldn't be able to teach anywhere with no fucking degree.