Name: Salzman !jJkSfXpmpQ 2012-03-04 5:48
Firstly, allow me to state that I am not racist. I do not refer to African-Americans as "niggers" because of any derogatory racial sentiment, but because I was raised in a constricted Jewish family in upstate New York who kept closely to their own caste. So it was commonplace to refer to goyim as their respective racial epithets. Growing up, I was surrounded by Jewish neighbors and, except in my later school days, had never so much as lain eyes upon a single gook, spic or nigger. Thus, for the most part, these slurs were readily acceptable. Please excuse my offensive language.
Anyway. My immediate family has a long-standing tradition of annual African-American hunting, or "nigger extermination" as we usually call it. It is purely for sport, and we humanely euthanize every nigger captured. Sometimes we will leave them in the wilderness for days at a stretch, coming back to hunt them when they are most fierce and desperate. There is nothing quite like savage nigger game, you see.
I remember as a young boy how, eager to analyze their brutish nature, I would recite mathematical axioms as I giggled joyously at their uncomprehending eyes. Maturing in age as well as character, I came to realize how truly inconsequential niggers are as a species. They are not sentient. Driven by lust and an inexplicable egocentricity, they are like apes who, by sheer accident of evolution, became capable of speaking in a sub-human tongue and conforming vaguely to societal norms. I began to treat the niggers I trapped like the savage, inferior beings they are.
I mentioned that we euthanize them. I suppose that's not entirely true. There is no administration of a nerve-suppressing injection; no overdose of morphine to lull the nigger into a painless death. If you want an entertaining death you shoot a non-vital area until blood loss seals the unfortunate nigger's fate. For quick eliminations were partial to a shot between the eyes or in the heart. If you're feeling particularly brave that day, or need to take out your anger at the oppressive regime of the self-defeatist, fascist American social superstructure, you might put a blade of your choice straight to their skin. This is one place where the actual skill of nigger extermination lies. In fact, every child must skin at least one nigger before they will be officially recognized as an adult.
There is much debate in the community, however, on the most efficient methods of separating a nigger who will inevitably squirm and fight from the dark coat of his skin. Much research has been done on cleanly removing the skin, soothing the nigger's mortified fright, letting blood and keeping them conscious, among other areas. But no scientific model is perfect, and even the most intelligent Jew might miss small details they are too distracted to notice. In cases where a Jew's time cannot be spared to investigate such trivial yet integral elements, oftentimes he will delegate the matter to a group which is too stupid to grasp the implications of their findings, yet just lucid enough to keep a steady output. Financial compensation is provided and both parties are satisfied.
Therefore I come to you, /lounge/, in order to ask that you assist your Zionist leaders in a small pet project of theirs. What's the best way to skin a nigger alive?
Anyway. My immediate family has a long-standing tradition of annual African-American hunting, or "nigger extermination" as we usually call it. It is purely for sport, and we humanely euthanize every nigger captured. Sometimes we will leave them in the wilderness for days at a stretch, coming back to hunt them when they are most fierce and desperate. There is nothing quite like savage nigger game, you see.
I remember as a young boy how, eager to analyze their brutish nature, I would recite mathematical axioms as I giggled joyously at their uncomprehending eyes. Maturing in age as well as character, I came to realize how truly inconsequential niggers are as a species. They are not sentient. Driven by lust and an inexplicable egocentricity, they are like apes who, by sheer accident of evolution, became capable of speaking in a sub-human tongue and conforming vaguely to societal norms. I began to treat the niggers I trapped like the savage, inferior beings they are.
I mentioned that we euthanize them. I suppose that's not entirely true. There is no administration of a nerve-suppressing injection; no overdose of morphine to lull the nigger into a painless death. If you want an entertaining death you shoot a non-vital area until blood loss seals the unfortunate nigger's fate. For quick eliminations were partial to a shot between the eyes or in the heart. If you're feeling particularly brave that day, or need to take out your anger at the oppressive regime of the self-defeatist, fascist American social superstructure, you might put a blade of your choice straight to their skin. This is one place where the actual skill of nigger extermination lies. In fact, every child must skin at least one nigger before they will be officially recognized as an adult.
There is much debate in the community, however, on the most efficient methods of separating a nigger who will inevitably squirm and fight from the dark coat of his skin. Much research has been done on cleanly removing the skin, soothing the nigger's mortified fright, letting blood and keeping them conscious, among other areas. But no scientific model is perfect, and even the most intelligent Jew might miss small details they are too distracted to notice. In cases where a Jew's time cannot be spared to investigate such trivial yet integral elements, oftentimes he will delegate the matter to a group which is too stupid to grasp the implications of their findings, yet just lucid enough to keep a steady output. Financial compensation is provided and both parties are satisfied.
Therefore I come to you, /lounge/, in order to ask that you assist your Zionist leaders in a small pet project of theirs. What's the best way to skin a nigger alive?