The Questions

How many times over the course of your life have you had sex? 3 Times, well rape!

How many times a day do you post on /lounge/? 24

Are you gay? Yes

What do you do for a living? Welfare

Are you gay? Duh

Have you ever played Touhou? No only HALO

Is it true you're really RedCream? Yes, dipshit

OH SHIT.  I can't believe I didn't figure this out until now. He means "MARRIED" to his "WAIFU"

If I could cringe as hard as I felt like cringing right now, I'd collapse inwards on myself, achieve the density of a black hole, and bring about the end of the world.