Official religion thread

This is the official religion thread.  If there is another religion thread, redirect them here.

You don't have to have a lobotomy to post here, it's just for fun!

To start us off:
God is defined as the perfect being.  God either exists in the real world or in our minds.  Existing in the real world is better.  Therefore God exists.

Except that's not the universal definition of God and there never will be one so debating the existence of something without meaning holds no purpose or value.