/lounge/ - Help me, /lounge/

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-20 11:31

How do I stop being afraid of talking to females?

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-20 11:45

You must show them your penis.

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-20 18:05

>>2
When is the right moment to show them my penis?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-20 18:19

>>3
As soon as you meet them.

Since women are whores, they'll like you more if you show them that you have a hueg panis.

DAANCE WITHOUT SHYNESS

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-20 18:28

>>4
I want a gf, not a whore. What shall I do?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-20 18:52

>>5
All women are whores, so you have no choice if you want a "gf".

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-20 19:01

>>6
How do I become gay? I tried jacking off to gay porn but I didn't enjoy it.

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 3:01

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Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-21 11:03

>>8
How do I stop fearing fear?

;_;

Name: sage 2012-02-21 14:02

>>9
Try fearing 'stopping' instead.

It might give you a new perspective.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 15:05

>>1
Stop being beta, stop giving even half a nuanced whiff of shit about them, at all, period, don't you even start to try to give a fuck about anything pertaining to them, or at least if you do then don't let me find out because I will beat the fear out of you. You should genuinely prefer to not have to deal with them and only be conscious of them when they are doing something to cause you hassle.

>>3
The right moment is when it becomes necessary, which is when you decide to drill her with it, most likely this event will be because you have nothing more important or entertaining to do at that point. You can worry about consent if you must but the fact is it's semantic really.

>>5
By not giving a fuck about them, you will be able to behave casually albeit probably disdainfully around them, some will be put off by it and that is well and good, as they will stop bothering you ever again in a short time. Problem solved there.
Others will be fine with it or even find something they like in your natural self, but the very moment you start give too much of a fuck (which is to say, any) then you will start tripping over your words trying to figure out what to say because you're trying too hard (which again is: at all) and even if you somehow manage to compose coherent thoughts and deliver them without self destructing it still won't work towards that goal as they and most people in general can tell (in physical conversation) when something is contrived, and they don't appreciate such ingenuity. Take it easy and DON'T think, FEEL and you will be tanasinn I mean, you'll eventually get to know someone who likes you and I guess who you like, or can stand to settle for eventually, or because you got sucked in too deep and can't escape. Remember to be careful what you wish for!

>>9
Do you really fear fear? Sounds more like you fully embrace fear, that you self fufill your need to fear things because you like to be scared. I bet you watch those shitty hollywood horror flicks, such a pretentious escapist source of manufactured fear. I recommend you get into some real scary shit that will make you feel real fear, I guarantee you won't ever be afraid of anything as stupid as women again.

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-21 15:16

>>10
How do I learn to fear stopping?

>>11
How do I start not giving a fuck about females?
How do I get to know a female when I don't give a fuck?
My life is full of fears. How do I stop the fears?

Name: RedCream 2012-02-21 15:26

>>12
Incant you then the litany against fear from the Bene Gesserits. Kull wahad! This should serve you well in the hissing sands as the sihaya blows, as Shai-hulud is ever near.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 15:27

REEZIST FEER

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-21 15:47

>>13
Can the Bene Gesserits get me a gf?

>>14
How do I resist fear?

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 15:51

>>15
Stop crying you little deck. Don't get your panties from an elderly and stop pissing about the dog. It's time you took mattress into your own hams and save face, dammit!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 19:23

Use the Terminal stylesheet like I do.

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 2:26

>>16
How do I stop crying?

>>17
Can the Terminal stylesheet get me gf?

;_;

Name: VIPPER 2012-02-22 5:11

>>18
Can the Terminal stylesheet get me gf?
Yes it can.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 5:40

>>19
Only faggots use Terminal. Pseud0ch is the way to go.

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 8:36

>>19
>>20
Which stylesheet is better to get gf?
When do I show the stylesheet to a woman?

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 8:50

>>20
Only faggots use browsers which support CSS. elinks is the way to go.

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 13:10

bump for help

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 13:22

>>24
Your hand can be your gf.

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 13:26

>>24
I don't want sex, I want love.

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 13:28

>>25
You're doomed.

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 13:48

>>26
I know. What shall I do?

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 21:15

POOP ON THE FLOOR AND SAVE IT FOR A TASTY TREAT

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-23 11:39

>>28
i second this movement.

Name: Tokiko !/kYaUTGETs 2012-02-23 11:53

>>28 is how I met my middle school girlfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-23 12:15

>>30
Always knew you were a shit-eater.

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-23 13:46

>>31
>>30
Where do I find gf that lets me eat her shit?

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 11:03

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GF THAT LETS YOU EAT YOUR SHIT?

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-24 11:34

>>33
No, I have not seen any gf so far.

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-26 20:37

if you truly love that girl, shitchef gf-chan, then tell her that her shit is your favorite, and i'm sure she'll understand

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 1:05

Stop shitposting on /sci/ ye slimey cunt

Help me, /lounge/

1 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-20 11:31

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-20 11:45

3 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-20 18:05

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-20 18:19

5 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-20 18:28

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-20 18:52

7 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-20 19:01

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 3:01

9 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-21 11:03

10 Name: sage 2012-02-21 14:02

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 15:05

12 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-21 15:16

13 Name: RedCream 2012-02-21 15:26

14 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 15:27

15 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-21 15:47

16 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 15:51

17 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 19:23

18 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 2:26

19 Name: VIPPER 2012-02-22 5:11

20 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 5:40

21 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 8:36

22 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 8:50

23 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 13:10

24 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 13:22

25 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 13:26

26 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 13:28

27 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 13:48

28 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 21:15

29 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-23 11:39

30 Name: Tokiko !/kYaUTGETs 2012-02-23 11:53

31 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-23 12:15

32 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-23 13:46

33 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 11:03

34 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-24 11:34

35 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-26 20:37

36 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 1:05