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Very well, then. I will tell you the truth, that I said to him:
"Do not say another goddamn word. Up until now, I had been polite. If you say anything else-- word one-- I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throan, I will lash together a machine of boan and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one."
I continued; I recall this as if it was just yesterday:
"When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming-- as though from a great distance. A smoaking orb of nothing will groa above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving croas. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin."
Milkribs was in tears at this point, but I was not done, oh no I was not:
"I will oapen one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the earth."
Milkribs then fled in mortal terror, fear-emitted shit and piss laying a funky trail after him, NEVAR to return to FOARchan.