Name: Anonymous 2012-02-12 4:05
Specifically:
Thank you for your application to attempt the record "Sweatiest Butthole".
The current record (current as at the date of this letter) is:
Accepted as a new record category. Awaiting suitable claim.
It's up to the applicant to come up with a suitable measure of butthole sweatiness which the Guinness people will judge as valid. They also require that the measure be publically performed with a Guinness representative present.
Thank you for your application to attempt the record "Sweatiest Butthole".
The current record (current as at the date of this letter) is:
Accepted as a new record category. Awaiting suitable claim.
It's up to the applicant to come up with a suitable measure of butthole sweatiness which the Guinness people will judge as valid. They also require that the measure be publically performed with a Guinness representative present.