503. ITS BACK!

GODDAMMIT. it' back.
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Let's get this shit started

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GOD DAMN IT MOOT

Welcome back lads

NO!

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This is now a pony thread.

https://www.cloudflare.com/system-status
just a friendly reminder

Not this shit again

Why the fuck does Cloudflare even exist

location report?

Phils, asia. reporting in.
503 up the ass

So you say ClamFlon is having some trouble

PHILIPPINES HERE
FUCKING SHITCUNTS

>>10
SoCal here

If it's the same fucking hub that went down last time I swear to god

So everyone wanna give out their local again so we can figure out which servers it is?

SoCal here

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its back

Captain log.

Day 5?

We are back in the water and we got lost... again.

>8
not even that helps.
im pretty sure my local traffic is routed through singapore, but status shows "ok"
i call bullshit

Wait it's back
False alert everyone

>>19
Nice try

>its back

FOR NOW

se you guys back here sometime today

Cloudfuck is trolling us, god dammit.

Well I'd best tell the lounge cook to make some extra batches of pancakes for y'all.  Lounge is the home of morning Scotch whiskey and pancakes served all day.

>site's down, here's a cached version

like that fucking helps. fucking Cloudfag FUCK

>>9
I'm guessing that he pays Cloudflare to have their server network take the hit from an attack instead of letting 4chan get hit directly; that way he can preserve functionality for most users instead of having the site go down for everybody.

I still don't think it's worth the hassle.

Lounge music courtesy of SOMA FM, paste into a player:
http://steady.somafm.com:8500/

God damn it, 4chan. Why do you have to go down just when I'm about to fap?
FUCKING CLOUDFLARE

Well shit at least it only took a few minutes this time instead of a few days

>28
waaaaaaaaaaait for it....