My Fellow State Welfare Scum

I had a call from them for a review of my job search this week, and made me promise to apply for some McDonald and KFC jobs, Will i be in trouble if i don't apply for them? They made a note on their computer of one of them and said they might ask me about it when i next get my SNAP, Will or can they find out if i don't do it? because i'm too busy playing Halo 3 ODST.

NEGATIVE.  ONE SUCH AS SFBE MUST NOT BE ABLE TO PLAY GAMES OR APPLY FOR JOBS IF HE IS SUBJECT TO IMMEDIATE TERMINATION.  DO NOT HIDE ON ME SFBE I KNOW YOU ARE HERE, PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DEATH.